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Dnaguy

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  1. I’m not saying NO wives….. but consider the circumstances: 1.) Having 4 kids usually implies marriage 2.) Married women are notorious for ceasing the act of fellatio 3.) Even if fellatio is performed it’s rarely to completion as said fellator bc it transpires in the throws of sexual intercourse 4.) Having 4 kids would generally require considerable planning which would mean you’re planning on having kids which means dropping a load p in v style. 5.) Even if they were an accident, you’re engaging in p in v at the time. It’s not as if you were getting blown, she sneezed while you ejac’ed, and your load fell in her vagina 6.) Having 4 children implies likely a time frame of at least roughly 8 years of baby and pregnancy. Thats a lot of stress and time that takes away from anyone’s giving nature. Without the incentive of securing a mate because she’s already married, there’s no motivation for blowies.
  2. Are they all from different guys? Bc there’s no chance in hell the same guy was getting head over the time it would take to conceive 4 children.
  3. Hitters would kill for that average. That’s why they call Trump The Greatest Shitter Who Ever Lived
  4. Aller prematurely ejaculates.
  5. The last one was and we saw the result. It probably was the most sound strategy tbh.
  6. A key component of the genius that is Sark is his insistence to throw it to the ….. checks notes …. Wide receivers. James Franklin could take some pointers on this cutting edge offensive philosophy .
  7. It was so bad that I thought I drank too much and couldn’t read the game clock or that the sound wasn’t synched correctly. There was also that weird comment about ND already being in field goal range when the ball was on the 40 or 45 on that final possession. I mean, a 58-63 yard field goals are attempted…. Just not usually in the college game and not usually with like a minute left.
  8. Have the Astros shown interest in Winker? I mean, his defense sucks but he bats left handed and seems like he’s got a decent enough slash line. Not ideal for a RF but you stick him in left when Yordon is DH’ing.
  9. Darn. Assuming Press approves a trade, you’d need to eat prob half his salary. So that only leaves you 4 mil for a left handed outfielder. Notgreatbob.gif
  10. Greenlands population is like 56-57k. That’s lower than the threshold to become a state set by Congress in the Northwest Territories in … checks notes….. the late 1700’s. Christ.
  11. Yeah but if you’re batting 0.067 in mlb you’re considered…. Unman …. Shitty too. NM.
  12. Jesus talk by Leonard makes him sound stupid. He got into ND and Duke. Woof
  13. You’ve never popped off?!
  14. That’ll do pig. That’ll do
  15. Did ND forget how to block all of a sudden?
  16. Probably the right call to punt but dang. I feel like you go for that shit in a game like this that means a trip to the final. I mean, let’’em hang right?
  17. How many yards did Penn State need for a 1st down on that 4th down?
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