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Pokoloco

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  1. Her: I'm at the top of the food chain right now. Me: Wha? Her: The food chain. Me: Yeah, you're human Her: I know, but I need to be better Me: What are you talking about? Her: I'm as heavy as I've ever been, I'm at the top of the food chain. Me: How many people have you said this to? What do you think the food chain is?? Her: Is it not when your at your highest weight? Me: Sweet Jesus. Sure, why not..
  2. The same guy who wrote this wrote Take Me Home Country Roads
  3. this whole album is great. Let's Just Be Heroes is an amazing song
  4. That was my dad when I didn't tag up one time and cost us a game. Also when I lost a wrestling match I should've won... also when I changed the channel when he was watching a show..
  5. It's well established on here that my wife says a lot of things wrong.. this time it wasn't her, but she was so proud of herself that she recognized someone else's mistake and took great joy in sharing it.. We're watching the local news here in OKC, they're interviewing an OSU defensive player.. .he said we're playing so well, the "sky is the ceiling" going forward. Her: *laughing loudly* what an idiot!! then proceeds to text this to the kids. Of course they all reply..this sounds like something you've actually said before mom.
  6. 3 loss Miss State at #17. TFOH
  7. Looks like we have another "cookout" alliance forming.
  8. I hate everything.
  9. With a big lead, run the ball (with the best back in the country), eat clock, win game. This is on the corch.
  10. I hate everything
  11. My wife ruined Survivor for me.. she constantly points out how Probst wont shut up during the competitions and steers the vote. It's all I see/hear now.
  12. ever.... and getting caught on camera. This would be ol' Poko's kind of luck.
  13. You reckon this is the first time he's had a hold of a strange woman's motor since he's been married?
  14. My poor decisions don't seem so bad now.
  15. She looked too much like my mom. Creeped me out.
  16. Will did alright for himself
  17. The most stupid thing she ever did. 31 years ago tomorrow..
  18. Even Ricard's name is annoying.
  19. One person doesn't like the word "guys", so it's banned forever. Yep.
  20. He still needs to stay away from my daughter. 😡
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