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Pokoloco

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  1. Son said he was going to the gym yesterday. Her: "Umm, I bet it's closed..you know it's memorial day, I'm sure they're honoring our falling heroes"
  2. gonna buy all the girls on my block a color TV and a bottle of French perfume.
  3. I do the finger gun, wink *click click* thing or salute when I greet people at work.
  4. Complaining about her 6 hour a week job at a mother's day out.... Her: ...and If the toys don't get cleaned and put away, I get the blunt of the backlash from Kim.... Me: Kim gives you a blunt? nice. she continues complaining without a pause..
  5. The cheap shit I do always cost me more in the long run. Now that its lawn mowing season, I have to go out and buy another trimmer. I will most likely buy another $100 piece of shit that won't last more than one season. Every year I say I'm going to buy a good professional model..then I can never pull the trigger. Fuck me.
  6. In coyotes and time as an abstract.. I'm from the 80's
  7. "he's out of his cotton pickin' mind!"
  8. She's on facebook reading about the teachers strike.. Her: it looks like everyone's jumping on the teacher's vanwagon on this deal My Daughter: VAN-wagon?!!! Dad, is she serious?
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