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Hornlover

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  1. I looked it up back when Bijan got his Lambo, and I believe the owner's son was placed there as GM after having little-to-no other experience. So he may be a buffoon. But, as Wulaw points out, he's not a Longhorn fanboi. And business seems to be doing well. Also, they have an amazing Marketing Intern on staff.
  2. I think Johntay fucked up when trying to tweet out the Konami Code (tex - you can ask one of the olds/boomers around here what that is)
  3. Sure, the talent on campus is young, but I had to assume they were at least 18, your honor.
  4. With an average of 2.333 words per post, I can unequivocally state that @bwub60 is NOT Ian Boyd.
  5. Yeah, Davis stuck around. But I included him as part of the Florida Four.
  6. You forgot to compare him to Cecil Cherry, Davante Davis, Devonaire Clarington, and Gilbert Johnson.
  7. "dangerous land/sea crossing" is an interesting way to describe Hwy 6 to US-290
  8. How many teams are out there kicking themselves because Blue's agent floated his name as a possible portal entrant last year looking for NIL, and they gave him a big "Nope"?
  9. We could just do hockey lines. Keep the same OL, but switch out Unit A and Unit B. A: Ewers, Baxter, Bond, Golden, Bolden, Stanford TE B. Manning, Blue, Wingo, Cook, Moore, Helm
  10. Not sure what stood out to me more. How great Bolden looked or how shitty DJ Uiagaleilei looked.
  11. I'm guessing that you've already had the recommended lobotomy
  12. Don't let @blacklab catch you putting movie reviews in the 2024 recruiting roundup. Also, in 2039 - on the 100th anniversary of Aggy's only natty - people will be in the 2040 recruiting thread bitching about Will Ferrell movies from the early 2000s, and saying how unfunny they are and how they couldn't find anything at all funny about Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Stepbrothers, or Old School.
  13. Discount Parker Livingstone at your own peril. More than likely, he moved in to the dorms yesterday, slayed 3 or 4 sorority chicks last night while he serenaded them with the dulcet sounds of his best Alan Jackson impersonation, and proceeded to lock down a starting WR position today.
  14. Wait, I thought Kumar Rocker was a White Castle loving stoner, not a baseball player.
  15. Maybe OSU doesn't care about sports, and just wants way better facilities.
  16. Not counting the interim AD, this will be Aggy's fifth AD since 2012. Bill Byrne Eric Hyman Scott Woodward Ross Bjork Loser McChucklefuck
  17. UH is more akin to a High School than a JUCO, but I'll allow it.
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