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Hornlover

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  1. 7. The Houston 500, but every night: South Austin's Mom
  2. I think some of the long-running threads are actually a hindrance to newcomers. They see a 450 page thread and have no clue where to start. Just hopping on the last page is likely to be confusing or full of chicken fried steak talk, or cheese puns, and leave them saying "WTF?".
  3. Don't remember who coined it, but I'm partial to Aggy 2025 - The Land of Melk and No Money
  4. Once Paul Chryst takes the Iowa job, Jimbo is going to join Sark's Home for Wayward Ex-Coaches , and become an analyst for Texas. 🤘🤘🤘
  5. I think Looch shot down Brian Baker last night, if I'm interpreting this correctly. I'm not fluent in aggy.
  6. @AP101S is going to put out a spreadsheet of 7th and 8th grade prospects. We'll divide it up, and each of us will be given a list of 100 middle-schoolers to tweet at. That way, we make sure we don't miss anybody.
  7. Except, of course, that you're wrong. They must be students of the new university, but that's not what's making them ineligible. They can become students of the new university in several ways. https://247sports.com/article/can-players-in-the-transfer-portal-play-in-bowl-games-178231042/
  8. The main rule prohibiting transfers from playing is that players aren't allowed to play for two different teams in the same season. Playoff games are considered the same season as the regular season.
  9. "Bridge the Rubicon"? I don't remember Caeser building a bridge over the Rubicon. Perhaps the phrase he's looking for is "Fleece the Rubes".
  10. Hasn't gotten any smarter since he failed to get into a&m.
  11. You'll never believe this, but their linebacker play sucked when he was coaching there while their fans were expecting to field several All Americans.
  12. The entire town of Lucas is basically waterfront property on Lake Lavon.
  13. Other positives: He's likely going to take whatever remains after Arch is done with Sorority Row, leaving little else for the rest of campus. He will end up being a great recruiting host for some random OL, TE, or QB in three or 4 years No recruit since Shipley has had a higher ranking in the "Can catch passes on a bass boat" recruiting metric
  14. Maybe some 2 Live Crew, "Heeeeeeyyyy, we want some Bussey!"
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