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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Shave the beard, cut the f’ing mullet, become a football player.
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Texas Basketball 2022-23
One half of the new Twin Towers that the Longhorns recruited. I think the other guy is better though. JMO
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Loudest DKR Moment You've Experienced
Mine was UCLA Rout 66. The voice inside my head telling me to jump off from the Upper Deck was deafening
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2023 QB Arch Manning
Some may celebrate Christmas, but it’s Archimus for the rest of us.
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Who Are The Best High School Football Players You Have Seen Personally?
Thank you for letting me answer this question again. Tommy Kramer i intercepted two of his passes in a game one time. No need to discuss the four touchdown passes thrown on me that night though.
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Banner Time: 2 weeks to line it up
Welcome Coach Meyer
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Tom just said in the press conference that we still have a lot of the season left ahead of us. He must be talking about deer season.
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Top 10 white basketball players of all time.
Larry Bird Dirk Nowitzki Bill Walton Bob Pettit Jerry Lucas Rick Barry Jerry West Pete Maravich John Stockton Steve Nash
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Describe Tom Herman in 5 words
$40,000,000 buyout is a bargain
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What are you drinking?
Fentanyl with multiple The Macallan 25 Year Old Sherry Oak chasers
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
How embarrassing would it be to know that somebody is willing to throwaway 40 million just to have you take your lame*** bubble blowing act to your new job as a Mensa Test Tutor.
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How? How has it come to this?
Red McCombs says Herman is no more than a OC not Head Coach material.
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Longhorns @ Rapists - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central
For those who refer to Baylor as rapists, you’ve overlooked they’re pretty much into beastiality too. This f*****g we’re getting is embarrassing.
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Louisiana Tech @ Texas 7 PM 8/31 on LHN
Ricky with the dread combover. Greatness. 👍
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Texas vs Providence- Friday, 8pm on ESPN2
I wish we had Jim Krivacs playing for us this season. He would be the best three point shooter on the team.................. and he’s friggin 60 years old.