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El Squared

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  1. Texas: redistribution of wealth to losers since 2010.....
  2. We have a null threat QB in porn stache Card.
  3. Porn stache has molasses in his veins
  4. How about a reverse or something , JFC
  5. Can Foster switch to WR?
  6. Why would you think we can become bowl eligible with this POS ?
  7. Its a good thing teams improve the most between the first and second games, otherwise we would be in real trouble right now. So much for all the kicking their ass bravado. Offense seems like they like licking ass...
  8. Is Bo Pellini available?
  9. Offense played with no intensity or energy, Porn stache holds on to the ball and stays in a mythical pocket too long . Jesus Steve try something else.
  10. I think Paul Klipsch and Klipsch Speakers were elite for a while in the previous millennium. As far as natural diamonds, they may be elite compared to the rest of the USA. Thats all I got.
  11. Technically the appendix is in the bucket, then over to pathology for review, then final stop: BillyBobs Bait&Tackle . Possibly in a bass’ belly. I would say sweep the appendiceal stump or at least the ascending colon.
  12. Snowtards/ Slowflafes I guess they ran out of clouds to yell at.
  13. Are you sure he has CP? Maybe he likes e.e.cumings.
  14. Did he just buy a Good Times van? I see a lot of Uncle RICO potential here..
  15. Sounds eerily similar to a quote from a jizzjar school we used to thrash regularly and will again soon.....they better just unbutton the back hatch of their overall jorts and get ready...
  16. I guess its a slow day for this be a thing
  17. She's holding a small moon that got trapped in her gravitational field.
  18. Using a turkey baster...
  19. Yes, the worst thing we could is go in there and start flat, expecting to cruise. I hope that Sark has some Saban magic tools for maintaining focus and intensity throughout both game and season. I know this is the Mr Rogers generation, that needs self esteem strokes all the time to function, but pray we have a hungry appetite for getting better, playing hard, and winning. Recent records don't mean shit. Anyone can pop an upset. That said, I like our chances better now than a year ago.
  20. If,by wealth, you mean extracorporeal semen stored in glass receptacles, then yes. Have not checked BitJizz futures today...
  21. Tillman is ok until he speaks, Brando is obtuse. Herpstrasse nauseates the shit out of me, he is such an insincere slurp monster. Would rather have Lowell Galindo/Mowins tag team than any of those above, but only if the sound was off.
  22. Oh oh, the circle game: ....."you look over there and see the other team playing their circle game and it just scares you to death". Guess what, we have circled ALL our games!.... With RED SHARPIES! Some even have trapezoids AND parallelograms around them!!! Sark's got this shit figured out....he is waaaaay ahead of you.
  23. Although I don’t think it will happen to the level I would hope, would love to hear players compare training ,game prep, and coaching in general under Sark’ crew vs. Herman’s.
  24. For the next couple games, start making a lot of spastic movements with your arms and legs, and apologize to those around you for your “ medical condition”. Then get the largest, sweetest, stickiest beverage they sell at DKR an spill it on her during one of your “spasms”. Maybe a couple times in one game, if she still doesn’t move, repeat next game .
  25. How refreshing to see a sincere, knowledgeable, and humble guy as our coach.
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