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Doze

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Everything posted by Doze

  1. ^^^ They might want to call Pedro
  2. I'll bet after four days of no food, that taco sauce tasted like gourmet taco sauce.
  3. Handicap parking in front of a gym.
  4. Doze replied to msbesq's topic in Lulz
  5. He was funny looking....more than most people, even.
  6. The price of puffer fish just quadrupled in Austin.
  7. Doze replied to GSU&UT's topic in Lulz
    ^^^While in there, did she take a dump in the name of Jesus?
  8. Those people are in the first category, but in denial about it......like an functioning alcoholic.
  9. That's the kitchen of the poors......or a tinyhome.
  10. People can be divided into 2 categories..... 1. Those that incessantly need Chapstick all...the...fucking....time. or 2. Those that never need Chapstick, like ever.
  11. This is the funniest shit ever.
  12. Doze replied to SquishMitten's topic in Lulz
    No kidding. Give her "rights of first refusal" then look into doing business with a third party (side chick).
  13. She couldn't pull off the Momoa guy, so YOLO, Dolphins need love too.
  14. ^^^ Was just joking with the book (but it is a good one) The "you are wrong" opening statement reminded me of the subtle "Jane, you ignorant slut" from SNL....made me L-Oh-L.
  15. Doze replied to Jade's topic in Lulz
  16. ^^^^ He's a straight shooter.
  17. If the kids would have went to Washington State......Leach would have stuck them in the a shed with a cellphone.
  18. A bunch of old ass dudes on here with good penmanship no doubt! Reverse Polish Notation calculators for the win! I don't use pencils, but the Pilot Varsity pen is my writing utensil of choice. It's a disposable fountain pen.
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