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Gap03

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  1. Trump Administration at work ... allegedly ...
  2. Gap03 replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
  3. The Dems should be negotiating a deal with Canada for them to set up a detention facility on Ellesmere Island where they can similarly "deport" enemies of the state, just in case they ever win back the White House. Of course, they can't be expected to bat 1.000, so there may be a few folks questionably deported [**cough, cough, Elon **], but it will just be unfortunate collateral damage in trying to continue to make America great.
  4. And if anyone thinks this is a mischaracterization, he absolutely does say that starting at about 7:15 of the embedded X video. I'm sure Roberts now has some Susan Collins level of concern. Fucking coward.
  5. Is that "facilitating"? Cuz I don't think that's facilitating ... I can't wait to see how John R. cucks himself next.
  6. Gorka's head is a virtual planetoid. Has it's own weather system.
  7. Above the Law taking this opportunity to absolutely roast the law firms that chose to bend the knee to Trump: Some choice bits (https://abovethelaw.com/2025/04/pray-i-dont-alter-it-any-further-what-darth-vader-should-teach-law-firms-about-settling-with-trump/: The White House is the one saying “bend the knee!” Forget Star Wars, this is some Game of Thrones ass shit.
  8. Gap03 replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
  9. I predict it's going to go a little something like this ... (And I know the courts have the US Marshal Service, but if you think they're going to arrest Noem or anyone else in the regime and throw them in prison, please pass me some of whatever you're smoking.)
  10. Gap03 replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    It would appear that Nicholas Grossman's tweets were pretty prescient ...
  11. The Trump admin continues to purge the military of anyone that is insufficiently loyal to them: While it's great to know that there are officers that know Trump, Vance and Hegseth are fucking morons, personally I'd prefer that they keep their heads down and retain their positions for as long as they can. It feels like we're going to need them sooner or later.
  12. Gap03 replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    QFMFT. I fully expect a Thomas dissent, explaining that "while this might have been wrong, I would have been cool with it if they had just done x, y and z [wink, wink]" ....
  13. Call me when they're perp walking Noem or Stephen Miller in leg irons ..
  14. Non-paywalled NPR story: https://www.npr.org/2025/04/10/nx-s1-5358421/supreme-court-abrego-garcia-deportation-decision Bets on how this turns out? 1. "Oops, he somehow got dead." 2. Trump tells the USSC to fuck off. 3. Trump's attorneys say the Admin has done everything in their power, but the bad man in El Salvador told us to fuck off. 4. Trump actually complies and gets dude back. Most likely is #1. Trump doesn't want to look weak (#3, 4), but also doesn't want to create the clear constitutional crisis just yet (#2), so he requests Bukele "find him dead." BTW - gotdamn the USSC is full of a buncha bitches; another unsigned opinion. Well, at least they got to the right decision.
  15. Gap03 replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    Nope - baseline 10% tariffs across the board are still in place in addition to the 125% China tariffs. The press really fucking sucks these days. NPR does an okay job here: https://www.npr.org/2025/04/10/nx-s1-5358929/trump-tariff-pause-china
  16. Keep laughing, motherfuckers.
  17. Gap03 replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    Some of the replies are fantastic ...
  18. No notes:
  19. I was responding to the posts suggesting the market shouldn't be up given the aggregate tariffs still in place are about the same - the point being that nobody believes any of them will remain in place. The folks profiting from the market manipulation deserve to get Luigi'd tho.
  20. Yeah, but it's now entirely clear that Trump is a bitch and will back down imminently, as soon as other countries give him a twig that he can take a victory lap with.
  21. Gap03 replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    Very possible. Also possible that China is dumping some of their treasuries to fuck with us, but that would get pretty expensive unless there is a shortage in demand.
  22. And here comes the EU ... Interestingly, it looks like the EU is taking a more measured approach of trying to fuck with red states as much as they can, which I applaud. And if this is accurate, it's pretty clever:
  23. Gap03 replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    Huh, that's weird - I was told by some MAGA big brains that the real reason for the trade wars was to drive down Treasury yields so Trump could save the country YUUUGE money when it came time to re-finance the country's debt. You're telling me that these people might have been full of shit?
  24. Gap03 replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
  25. Gap03 replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    The rich ones, for sure ...
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