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Gap03

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  1. That's quite the toxic mix of insane, traitorous and stupid right there ...
  2. Watch your ass - Paxton's likely to send in his goon squad accusing you of ballot harvesting.
  3. "Christian-hating Communists, Marxists, Socialists ... Keep 'em out of our country - WHITE POWER!"
  4. ... which, if Texas' little experiment with hand counts is indicative, means certified results from Georgia should be ready just in time for Christmas, but with the state giving up on getting the same number in two consecutive counts and instead reporting them as +/- 2500 for each county. BTW - worth a read if you haven't read it as it's equal parts hilarious and infuriating, especially when coupled with the fact that it apparently ended up costing the county 2x as much for less accuracy. Errors raise questions about Texas hand vote count | The Texas Tribune
  5. It's kinda like Sex Panther - 60% of the time, it works every time,
  6. After how many years???
  7. First - why the fuck is this guy still in this role? Second - why does this shit only dawn on the Dems within 2 months of the election? Seems like this is sorta political malpractice after the 2020 election.
  8. "11. Plus, when you watch the debate with the sound off, you will undoubtedly note that she is brown. It also helps if you play some ebonics videos from YouTube in the background to reinforce that she is, in fact, brown / black. By that measure, Trump's performance in the debate should resonate with the rural white male voters." /Nate Silver
  9. Uhhh, on Hume ... Dude has serious brainworms these days.
  10. Well, looks like they're going to have to shift back to the classics ... Oh, and T&P for this guy after pointing out that the historical citizenry of his town are lazy ass pill poppers / methheads.
  11. This is what happens when the lazy migrant hordes take off a fall and don't give Fox the scary imagery they need in preparation for the election - the GQP have to fall back to Facebook / Twitter for super-scary (but obviously bullshit) anecdotes to make up for the lack of Fox airtime. Gawwwd, these MFers have no fucking shame.
  12. Seriously - she shouldn't even waste her time addressing the lies with her time. She should just have a sign that she holds up periodically whenever he lies during his time that says "That's a lie - go to Trumpsafuckingliar.com to get the truth ..."
  13. "We definitely need to do something about 'mental health' in this country. And by 'mental health', I mean the crazy shit that other people do that might suggest that they could spiral into a murderous frenzy, but none of the same shit that I do. Because, rest assured, I'm a super-stable genius, worthy of trust with my weapons designed to do maximum tissue damage - but with absolutely no obligation to safeguard my weapons or provide any proof of training / skill with my pew-pew toys self-defense equipment because, as we all know, 2nd Amendment / 'shall not be infringed' / 'Don't tread on me' ..." / "Reasonable" GQP folks after latest school shooting
  14. Cue up the Onion ...
  15. Yeah, let's spend a few hundred thousand bucks fighting a complex copyright case just so we can continue to use fucking "Electric Avenue." Very stable genius indeed ...
  16. GQP-appointed federal judges:
  17. Plus, in #9, you can shit on Clarence Thomas for a few hours ...
  18. At the cemetary ... with the former president whose favorite song is YMCA ... as one does ...
  19. So are the ladies in the white top and the blue dress throwing up some hook'ems or do they just wanna rock?
  20. I'm thinking it's going to be TS singing a new song to the melody of "Mean" called "Weird" - as in "... and all you're ever gonna be is weird, why you gotta be so weird?"
  21. All spent on border-related ads pandering to the mythical "moderate Republicans" that will never even consider voting for his bland ass.
  22. Rational numbers? Cool. Irrational numbers???? Fuck that - (I'll show myself out now ...)
  23. In Dana's defense (which will be a one-time thing), that's not what she said at all. (I know - hard to fathom intellectual dishonesty from Charlie 8-Head ...) She was just saying that they weren't targeting the type of insecure dipshits that get revved up by Hulk Hogan's shtick. Of course, it works because it's hard to listen to more than 5 seconds of her meandering commentary.
  24. Richard bringing the heat and laying down facts.
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