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Gap03

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  1. Looks like she was trying to hold her breath, as one does when Dotard rolls through with a full diaper ... Also putting out strong Arrested Development vibes at the end:
  2. See - now this right here is how Elon ends up getting himself killed.
  3. ... and Canada will want to help their NATO allies, but will need to keep the powder dry to prevent an invasion from the U.S. Yes, we are.
  4. I agree that the Dems should all skip it - other than Jasmine Crockett, who I'd send in as a designated heckler. Trump would lose his shit , given his known love of strong women of color.
  5. South Carolina, you say?
  6. What's the expression - "The best time to build a guillotine was twenty years ago. The second best time is now."? Something like that ... anyway, I think we should give it a try.
  7. That capture is fucking perfect - especially Thune's face in the background. No notes.
  8. The next pandemic: Or at least I can dare to dream ...
  9. I mean, if this is what it takes to overcome the programming that these dumbfuck parents inevitably put their kids through, I'm on board. If this outbreak gets widespread enough, I'm down with buying some airtime in a couple of years just to say - "Remember that time you almost died from the measles? That's because your parents are in a cult, utterly incompetent and/or don't give a shit about you. Probably all three. Don't be like your parents. Read a book. No, not that one - a real book."
  10. This sounds like the setup for a sequel to Die Hard 2 where the criminal mastermind (and I use that term loosely here ...) is able to infiltrate national flight control systems and ends up crashing airliners at every airport in the country. I mean, what could go wrong?
  11. Can we fast-forward to this part?
  12. Sure, MFer - that's JUST what a DEI quote filler would say. Just like all them Antifa sonsabitches posing as god-fearing Trump supporters on January 6th - you ain't fooling nobody!
  13. Time to send up the Luigi signal.
  14. Every time I read one of his posts, all I can think is ...
  15. With the current wave of deregulation, how willing would you be to live somewhere within 100 miles of a nuclear facility? If we were a serious country, it would absolutely make sense to move to more nuclear generation. Where we are now? FUCK. THAT.
  16. It probably won't make a difference, but if it keeps Schumer off-camera, I'm all in ...
  17. If karma was really a thing, he'd be incinerated in one of his wankpanzers.
  18. Honestly, I'm confused as to why he would resign - certainly not at the behest of Herr Musk, right? I mean, in this administration ..,
  19. Hell, yeah, Pete ...
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