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Gap03

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  1. If I was running this thing, I'd have Morgan Freeman narrating quick-cut recaps of the most inflammatory shit from every day of the hearings, and be running that shit as ads on Hannity, Tucker Carlson and everywhere else over the next few weeks. Make that shit feel like JFK so that people (especially the conspiracy freaks of the GQP) can't help but watch the next day. This thing only works if you can convince some of non-voters and GQP voters to vote for the Dems in '22 and '24. Unfortunately, I suspect that this is just going to be too dry for the folks who aren't already infuriated by Jan. 6.
  2. Abso-fucking-lutely. We'll have our thoughts and prayers at the ready, just in case the shields / ballistic blanket package doesn't work out.
  3. This is a damn fine point. Concurrent exercise of the First Amendment ("I think that piece of shit should die ...") and Second Amendment (I'm just toting my AR-15s with 10 extra 30-round clips through the Maryland suburbs) CANNOT be illegal - right?!?! Right, Justice Kavanaugh!?!?! And if it is, by some chance, would it be better if I incorporated first, given the only rights stronger than individuals' constitutional rights are corporations' constitutional rights?
  4. Fuckers reaping the extremist whirlwind?
  5. Naw, man ... not until he gets two votes so he can "both sides" it there, too.
  6. We can do that... we don't even have to have a reason.
  7. We should barrage Greg with this and let him know he can stop being such an absolute cunt already.
  8. Blue squeezes UM on 2-2 count that looked like strike 3. UL immediately follows with a 2-run bomb. Michigan's gotta pull it together, but the UM pitcher is just getting mind-fucked by blue.
  9. That back-and-forth replay with the fingers on the runner's left hand being pulled up seemed pretty definitive to me.
  10. Definitely. Wouldn't RPGs work even better in taking out a pack of pigs, though? Why would I want to use a less effective tool in my war on pigs just because it could be used to take out hundreds of people in the wrong hands?
  11. Nothing stopping you from using a bolt action then. Still don't need an AR. Dude, you obviously just don't understand how dangerous these things are ...
  12. No need to worry - just 4 more decades or so with this cultist that the Senate couldn't be bothered to spend more than a couple of hours discussing before they crammed her onto the USSC. I'm sure it will all work out.
  13. Yo, bruh, you forgot the "thoughts" - don't forget the thoughts, you ineffectual piece of shit.
  14. Democrats (and everyone other than the GQP for that matter) are scared of a bunch of brain-dead, batshit crazy, armed to the teeth fucks running around screaming "FReEDoM!!1! LiBErTY1!!!" at the behest of their leaders and propagandists. BOOM and the GQP are scared of ... well, fucking EVERYTHING. And nobody is there to help them because of "useless government" and "useless police" - all while they continue to elect people hell-bent on proving how useless government can be and mindlessly "BaCKiNG tHe BLuE!" no matter how much they abuse their authority and shirk their responsibilities. But fuck it - I am leaning toward just getting Civil War II over with. I don't see how we can unfuck this thing with the GQP's kung fu grip on the courts + such a substantial chunk of rubes (and probably growing, as the GQP continues to try to implode our educational system) who refuse to listen to anything other than their chosen source of propaganda.
  15. Yup. I mentioned this before, but the U.S. might have been a much better place had James Hodgkinson been a better shot at that Congressional baseball team practice in 2017. As it turned out, nobody died and the GQP quickly returned to their NRA-sponsored talking points. Plus, we're still stuck with Rand Paul, Ron DeSantis, Steve Scalise and Mo Brooks walking around trying to destroy the republic. The shittiest people just never fucking die.
  16. The question is, do the Taiwanese have as strong a Twitter game as the Ukrainians? If so, I'd eagerly await the tweets about Chinese officers being taken out, perhaps accompanied with ...
  17. With an extra side of "eat shit, motherfucker" for this piece of shit that had the audacity to make this statement after clerking for Scalia, whose participation in the gutting of the VRA and Citizens United will likely succeed in killing off democracy here once and for all ...
  18. I believe the preferred term is "ditchpig" ...
  19. Calling out the Orange One, Herschel?
  20. The next step from the "how do you define 'assault weapon'?" crowd will definitely be "how do you define 'too insane to buy an arsenal of high-capacity semiautomatic weapons'?"
  21. Yungblud. He actually participated in the March for our Lives and some of the post-Floyd marches.
  22. I would also accept a group of Uvalde parents robbing a gun store and going Carl Lee Hailey on the NRA leadership and speakers ...
  23. Well, look at the bright side - at least she didn't have to wear a mask ... Goddamn, we've failed our kids so fucking much.
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