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Jive Turkey

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  1. Fan of the day:
  2. For a team talking a lot of shit, TCU looks like shit.
  3. He doesn’t want a debate because he wants to keep making up even bigger lies without being fact-checked.
  4. Second debate ain’t happening.
  5. Baby boy was born on Thursday. 8 lb, 10 oz. We now have a 19 month old and a 2 day old. Any advice or words of encouragement for those who had 2 under 2? Oh yeah, I’m in my early 50s. This is gonna make me try to stay young to keep up with them. Thankfully the wife is in her mid 30s so she still has that youthful vigor.
  6. 78 year old Trump sexing up a nasty 31 year old. 70 year old RFK Jr. getting noods from a decent 31 year old. Play on, players.
  7. Not off to a good start. Damn.
  8. “Mom, I wanna vape!” It’s catchy.
  9. Don’t forget to add in how “SEC intentionally scheduled this game for F1 weekend in Austin to make it tough for Georgia fans. Unfair home field advantage.”
  10. Some excitement building down south.
  11. Come on Greg. Explain how one of your biggest voucher scam advocates, who is also an anti-gay activist, starred in gay porn movies.
  12. First thing Allred should do is call Jeffrey Ross and see if he can hire him to send some Ted Cruz roast material. Nobody cares about policies. People won’t talk about that the next day. But some solid roast material would go viral.
  13. Exactly. The Royal We’s son should say, “Hey Colt. Does your dumbass dad know Canada is more liberal and progressive than ‘Murica with higher taxes? Do your research!”
  14. from one of Colin Allred's commercials:
  15. this is the commercial i saw during football. just saw it again on the local Fox 4 news in Dallas. Colin is gonna lose. but i'll be damned that he's gonna come closer than Beto.
  16. ah, yes. the great Hannibal Letcher. must have been a crazy Venezuelan who escaped from an insane asylum who did the shooting.
  17. Paxton lost. Judge just ruled on it. But he’ll appeal.
  18. US playing the semis now. Down 1-0 to North Korea. 15 minutes plus stoppage time left.
  19. Jive Turkey

    Brothers

    i thought this was going to be about the groundbreaking Showtime sitcom:
  20. Jeff Granger, the left hander who was also a stud pitcher for the baseball team, was actually the starting QB in 1992. he started the first 8 games but then left with a concussion against SMU. Pullig took over and never looked back. Granger focused on baseball after that and was the 5th overall pick in the 1993 MLB draft. but he didn't do much in the bigs. he had a negative WAR. https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/g/grangje01.shtml
  21. preach. as someone who works from home, i have ESPN+ on a lot in the background. i'll watch the most random Tuesday afternoon men's and women's college soccer games, volleyball matches, baseball/softball, you name it. hell, i had the Harvard/Yale regatta on one weekend earlier this year bc there wasn't shit else on. but ESPN+ will have something. and you have access to the 30 for 30 library, all the docs, PGA tour event early round coverage, US Open tennis matches from all the courts. just so much sports. i would have OD'd on this shit if it was around when i was 13 years old. and like others say, with the Disney+ and Hulu bundle, it's worth every penny.
  22. that's why this is the single greatest political cartoon i've ever seen. it perfectly encapsulates how the rich are using poor white folks to make the rich even richer. just get them to focus on the browns and blacks while the poor white guy's pocket is being picked by billionaires. it's the greatest con of my lifetime. i mean, the rich have gotten these rubes to vote against their interests, and even believe in the Trickle Down theory, all by blaming immigrants and welfare queens.
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