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MrBig

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  1. Politicizing sports, focusing on wives and girlfriends, it’s all the same shit with the actual game taking a back seat to whoever famous is in the suites cheering for their favorite team. No CR, I just want to watch some football without seeing reaction shots from wives every other play or having kids take over a press conference.
  2. Abbott doesn’t realize he is the fucking I in DEI. Without shit like this and advocacy from the ADA he would never be able to roll his ass up into major government buildings. I’m surprised that people haven’t started spray painting the letter I on a bunch of ADA ramps around the Capitol to drive the point across.
  3. Young, rich, single, drowning in pussy and full of tiger blood. Joe Burrow is winning even if his team isn’t.
  4. Is Dylan Raiola already out there signing autographs?
  5. Covsher washing machines are a thing now?
  6. This reminds me of what CNN did after the DC plane crash. They took an older pre-crash web page and updated it with their coverage on the crash so it would optimize the SEO. So the crash happened an hour ago but the Google results show 7 hours ago. No, CNN is not psychic, they are just getting a leg up to optimize their SEO. Trump and his cronies are taking this playbook and using it to spread misinformation or falsely dated news to optimize their search results and get clicks. Im not saying CNN is Trump, I’m just saying that what CNN did was pretty clever to push their reporting to the top of the search. Trump’s people saw how this worked for CNN and used their own twisted version of it to pervert perception of what is currently going on.
  7. I don’t know about UTPB, but I have my eye on the UTRGV football roster in case a Juante Cocina shows up on the team.
  8. McConnell voted no because he didn’t want to become a target. This new age of politics comes with a wave of death threats and family harassment. Look what happened to Pelosi. It’s like Scientology on steroids. You just have to shut the fuck up and be quiet or they will make your daily life a living hell. Not saying “poor Mitch” because fuck that racist turtle, just saying it’s gonna take youthful energy with the fire of Jasmine Crockett types on both sides of the aisle to stand up against Trump because the olds just don’t want to deal with it and they’re too embedded in the system to actually do anything about it.
  9. Elon has many of the Texas RGV state legislators in his pocket from both sides of the aisle. He has free rein to do whatever he wants down there without any pushback. A few of those state reps are proud Cybertruck owners so you can’t really trust their decision making skills.
  10. Jets are being proactive before he burns down the franchise by going full Kanye during one of his vision quests.
  11. Batman Forever and Batman & Robin. I can’t decide which one I hate more.
  12. SMU pitching the candidate
  13. My brother used to work at Pearl Brewery, all the beers were the fucking same thing, Pearl was Pabst and it all came from the same batch of beer. Same thing with the Land Rovers. They just slap a new name on it with a different grill and you pay more thinking you’re getting something different.
  14. Isn’t that what’s already happening now? They don’t give a fuck what any journalists think. They don’t even give a shit what Congress thinks.
  15. Elon Musk is clogging our big American toilet with his turd of ideas. Our country, much like a good toilet, is one of the greatest luxuries on earth and is not something to be fucked around with by amateurs without a shred of real world experience. It’s like a plumber coming into your house high as a kite and starting the job without turning off the water first. Last week Elon moved into our house and started planning his next move—taking a massive pipe clogging shit in our collective toilet. He’ll say he’s doing it to flush the waste out of our bureaucratic pipes. Right now Elon’s putting his 25 year old inexperienced action figures on the window sill so they can cheer him on while he takes his subsequent shit down our American toilet. These minions are using AI to provide Elon with optimal seat positioning and splash trajectory so the toilet water doesn’t hit him in the vagina. What they don’t realize (which everyone else can see) is that this toilet is going to get clogged because Elon makes elephant turds and uses an ungodly amount of toilet paper. In the next few weeks we are going to start hearing rumblings of a potential incoming major system fuckup. It’s going to make everyone uneasy but we all know it’s coming. It’s similar to the feeling you get in the split second after you flush the toilet and realize holy shit the water is going UP instead of down inside the bowl. Normal people stop flushing and go look for the plunger, but not Elon. Elon and his boys are going to keep flushing the toilet over and over again to fix it, filling the bathroom floor with a layer of shit water. Now the entire country is fucked without a functional toilet and we’re all yearning for the days back when the biggest bathroom problem was people fighting each other in the stores for toilet paper. Thank you for hearing my ToileTalk
  16. Farmer’s…fight? And then they’ll slap their asscheeks and point their fingers in the air before sticking them up a sheep’s ass.
  17. American farmers were also getting paid nearly $2B to feed these needy countries. They might be annoyed by this.
  18. I had whooping cough as a kid and this is much different. Whooping cough feels like you’re choking and can’t catch your breath. Cough syrup didn’t help much when I was a kid. The cough I have now goes away with cheap HEB Tussin if I take it every 4 hours. It’s more like a scratchy allergy cough but my throat sounds like complete shit like I have Strep or something. I can’t even work remotely or take calls because nobody understands what the fuck I’m saying. It’s just so crazy there is no pain or redness in my throat nor any mucus or chest congestion whatsoever. I don’t even get allergies regularly so I don’t know what the hell is going on.
  19. I have the craziest sore throat I’ve ever had in my life. I sound like Robocop when I’m talking and my coughing sounds like a barking dog. The weird thing is there is no pain in my throat, no congestion, no mucus, no fever, no body aches, nothing else. This type of barking cough usually hurts like hell too. I was dry coughing once or twice every few hours but the coughing completely stopped after I took some cough syrup. I just can’t seem to shake the “sore throat” sounding voice even though there is no pain at all. It’s so weird. I’m on Day 4 of this. Any SurlyMDs have a diagnosis?
  20. I’m just saying Mack can’t contribute shit to our team, other than saying to throw it behind the sticks (which we already do, but in a much different way than Mack and GDGD did). Mack would also recommend to keep Arch in the game during blowouts to run up his stats instead of getting Trey Owens some reps. He just needs to smile and wave at the crowd and keep his mouth shut about NIL.
  21. This would be Quinn on the Jets. No bueno. Who knew they said AGNB too?
  22. Wayfarer Studios is co-owned by Justin Baldoni and billionaire Steve Sarowitz (founder of Paylocity). This battle can drag on forever and Baldoni’s side has much deeper pockets.
  23. SIAP but this was one damn good interview with Sam. He’s such a natural at this. 🤘
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