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Michael Taaffe wants you to stop being such fucking pussies.
My dad used to think my mom made the most perfect roundest pancakes in the world until one day he went digging in the freezer and realized those round masterpieces were nothing but frozen premade lies and he’s never had the same enthusiasm about breakfast since then.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.20 - 11:30am (LHN and ESPN apps)
You sound like Mack Brown sunshine pumping and clap clap clapping with a mouth full of orange slices. We are in deep offensive shit and there is no OC to throw under the bus to shoulder the blame. Imagine 5 years ago thinking this could happen to us in a world where we could openly pay players and have them transfer year after year. Sark’s offensive recruiting blows and he sounds like a salesman struggling to sell Viagra at a limp dick convention.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Sark can’t do shit with a job unless it’s one that he took after Lane Kiffin vacated the position. Just go back and look at Sark’s history.- comedy is in a weird place right now
I like Gianmarco Soresi. He might be too “progressive” or “liberal” for some people but his jokes are pretty clever coming from his background as an Italian Jew.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
This sounds like a Sark teaching problem. Quinn also struggled with recognizing the blitz and got drilled against Georgia before he could dump it off to the hot route. Quinn would also ignore open crossers in the middle of the field in favor of throwing screens behind the LOS. At least Quinn was quick enough to throw the screens, Arch can’t even do that. The problems we were all bitching about with Quinn are magnified exponentially with Arch throwing it in the dirt and behind his receivers. Quinn wasn’t as terrible as Arch, but he would also throw it in a way where receivers would have to twist around and adjust to the ball behind them instead of putting the ball out in front of them. At least Quinn threw a catchable ball, Arch can’t even do that. This is all bad teaching by Sark and it’s showing even more because Arch is worse. It looks like the only reason Caldwell seems good is because his QB mind hasn’t been completely infected with Sark’s teaching methods.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
He’s Tom Herman 2.0. A thin-skinned know it all with a (former) drinking problem and a problematic wife. You can’t ask anything remotely critical without getting some type of smart ass answer that makes no fucking sense. Sark talks and sounds like a motivational speaker instead of a fucking coach who can light a fire in the belly of his team. Without NIL we would be completely fucked with recruiting. Maybe we already are, look at the offensive talent we managed to stockpile with all this money flowing around. It’s pathetic.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Mack told Urban the Texas BMDs were more trouble than the job was worth and that Urban wouldn’t be able to stick his fingers up co-ed’s asses without getting fired for cause. So we promptly hired the guy who was caught on national television picking his nose and eating his boogers for the world to see.- The Most Disappointing Season, or the Greatest Comeback Season Ever?
Jelani McDonald doing this reminds me of all the guys on D flexing their muscles after the opponent had a 10 yard gain on 3rd and 6 during the Charlie Strong years. It happened nearly every damn play.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Maybe he’s just devastated that one of his QB prodigies, Mark Sanchez, nearly died and it’s weighing heavily on Sark’s mind.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Publicly announcing a divorce, changing your mind, and then announcing the birth of a baby not many people knew about 9 months later opens you up to tons of scrutiny even if you are just a regular Joe Schmo. But being the head coach of the University of Texas and pulling shit like this is on another level.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I can see Sark praying that Mike McDaniel gets fired in Miami and takes over as HC with his old QBs Tua and Quinn on the roster. It’s a perfect scenario for Sark and would explain why he’s already checked out of coaching the team. That and all the non-football shit swirling around him here in Austin.- The Most Disappointing Season, or the Greatest Comeback Season Ever?
I fucking hated Herman so much, but at least he showed some emotion on the field, whether he was looking like a scared bitch against WVU, yelling at Gundy like a drama queen, or making fun of Drew Lock looking like a herp derp coach making fun of a college student. Sark just stands there or squats like a statue. It’s weird. Not saying I want Sark to act like a jackass like Herman, but I’m saying the team feeds off the emotion of the coach and it doesn’t seem like they’re getting anything like that right now and are just lost in the wilderness without any guidance to take their cues from.- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
- Mississippi at Georgia - 2:30pm on ABC
Kirby Smart is the Bob Stoops of the SEC.- 2025 Random Games thread
An oldie but goodie- Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Alligator rolls and rhythmic slapping are a perfect fit for Pedo State - Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
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