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Chili dog

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  1. Exciting end to regulation. One of the best onside kicks I’ve ever seen.
  2. How about if we just chant, “Big 12 Sucks!”? I will NEVER do the SEC chant other than in an ironic context, like, say, after winning the conference in our first year… but probably not even then.
  3. So he had to redshirt. X was the day one best WR on the team. This is not even close, drops or no drops. Sweed was big and he benefitted from open passing lanes due to the freak throwing him the ball.
  4. Man, you were able to listen to that? The only thing worse than reading Ian Boyd is listening to that boring-ass son-of-a-bitch. Didn’t they used to play recordings of him at Guantanamo when the water boarding didn’t work? Thanks for taking one for the team and falling on that grenade, you masochist.
  5. I was in the cheap seats and there were times I was afraid either Hall or Huey was going to land on me.
  6. Honestly, I’d rather have last year’s line.
  7. Yeah, that guy. Our line was a disaster, regardless, but his game against us probably got him half those votes. We had no running game without Colt scrambling. Our pass game had to be quick all year because we had no pass pro. We were straight ass up front. We weren’t much better in 08.
  8. Our OL was complete shit in 09. Need I remind you of the attempted murder of Colt McCoy by Ndamukong Suh in which no one wearing a number between 50 and 79 offered any assistance whatsoever?
  9. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe “deviant” and “deviate” are similar. I only know this because the word “deviate” is used in the criminal codes in phrases such as, “deviate sexual behavior.” It used to irritate the hell out of me.
  10. I believe that was one of Sark’s goals when he got here.
  11. He’s nursing, man. Take it easy.
  12. Reminds me of the one about never asking a man where he’s from. If he’s from Texas, he’ll tell you. If he’s not, you don’t want to embarrass him.
  13. Might’ve been cool if they’d used actual football highlights.
  14. Dude, I always misread your handle as USANALonghorn. I’m glad you cleared that up. Seriously, though, thanks for your service.
  15. It’s just PTSD from repeated roles as bridesmaid.
  16. Seriously! I just want to take those idiots by the hand and point them to any list of college rankings that ever existed and say, “if you’ll just peruse these lists, you’ll see why your coaches gave little to no pursuit. They learned education was important to the young man, and they moved on, as that’s one of the things your school does not offer.” I’m pretty sure both McKinley and the coaches are only interacting to placate the locals. They may not know where he’s going, but they know it ain’t LSU.
  17. I made myself watch that Neenja garbage, but that’s where I draw the line. You might as well have posted an Ian Boyd story.
  18. That may be the trick to keeping him healthy.
  19. Yeah, he’s a hometown kid. He’s going to OU, but they are sweating it hard. I have former co-workers and some in-laws who live up there. They’re already catatonic over the Nwaneri loss. They’re convinced right now that Stone is one decent NIL deal away from gone. It’s a lot of fun to watch. I think we should make a run at him just to see their reaction and drive up his price.
  20. Does the age of the party impact enforceability in these contracts? Let’s just say I know people who have a ton of Columbia House invoices from their middle school years that never got paid.
  21. I forced myself to watch it once. It was more like a challenge just to see if I could get through it. It took two attempts, but I did it, and now I hate myself for it. And I hate myself for laughing uncontrollably as she did her ninja chops in that poor Asian girl’s face. You bastards are a bad influence.
  22. If the gooners miss on Stone, the meltdown will be beyond epic. I don’t think I’m that lucky.
  23. What the hell do black uniforms have to do with the military or veterans? Do we have ninjas in our military now?
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