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Chili dog

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  1. Cross-posting from the OU recruiting thread. My OU buddy (yes, I have one) was explaining why this dude was so important, despite his choosing between OU, Houston, Baylor and UF. Aaaaand they lost him. Hilarious. 😂
  2. Screen shot from OU buddy explaining how important Groce was to them. 🤣 I love that they declared him a top 50 WR while he’s deciding between OU, UF, Baylor and Houston. Hilarious.
  3. If Arbuckle and Mateer don’t live up to the hype, it will break them.
  4. His film looks really good, objectively. I hope he’s maxed out, physically.
  5. I hope he’s just as productive as the rest of their “5 star” high school recruits.
  6. They are desperate for recruiting win. I can definitely see them going over the top for this one. Might as well. No one else wants what little money they have.
  7. Perhaps you have BO&W on ignore.
  8. Any word from OTF on this one today? I know Gerry was at 80% over the weekend
  9. Gerry said anything about this today?
  10. Next stop will either be Canada or the pen.
  11. You’re the one deciding to die on a hill made of cow manure. You’re acting like there’s a comparison to be made between Lubbock and Ann Arbor. You’ve made yourself an easy target. I’ve said nothing about Austin. I’ve only pointed out that the analogies you’ve attempted to make are moronic. Not sure what about my response makes me the sensitive one. You’re continuing to double down on stupid takes and an apparent reading disability. Enjoy the consequences.
  12. The cloak room… The Lubbock of Surly.
  13. You’ve never been to Ann Arbor. I’ve been to five of the six towns mentioned here, if you include Lubbock. I know nothing about West Lafayette. Including Ann Arbor was objectively stupid. You’ll never live that down. As for East Lansing, Stillwater and Starkville, they are bad, but are saved by the fact that you can get to civilization in about two hours or less. Lubbock is a shit hole surrounded by hundreds of miles of desolation and tumbleweeds.
  14. Name is vaguely familiar, but I really don’t remember much about this recruitment. I assume we’re just included here so he can say he chose whomever over Texas?
  15. You, sir, are underrated.
  16. I went to high school with this guy’s son, whose name was, Bear, and who had a sister named, Crimson. I never put two and two together until their old man did that.
  17. What’s the difference between Brent Vennables and Marcellus Wallace? Yeah, Brent looks like a bitch.
  18. Chili dog

    Florida Gators

    My brother in law is an obnoxious tee-shirt OU fan. He went to UCO or whatever it is up in Edmund but runs his mouth about “Texass” or the “whorns” every chance he gets. He also has an online master’s from Florida. (Incidentally, I came across free tickets to the Miami/Florida game in the swamp in either 07 or 08 - I believe it was the same night a dude got a handjob on a mountainside in El Paso during the Texas/UTEP game out there, but I could be wrong. I was in Gainesville for three days, and that’s three days more than my brother in law has spent on that campus.) He has gotten real fair-weathered with OU recently and has decided to jump on the Florida bandwagon, so my hatred for both OU and this insufferable ass hole gets transferred to the Gators. GatorMarc, you seem like an upstanding guy, but I kind of hope your whole team gets dysentery the night before our game and we hang triple digits on you.
  19. Let me guess: it was a summer fling, but your love for her was still strong after he was gone?
  20. It’s like a recovering drug addict watching an active drug addict spiral toward rock bottom while insisting, “I can quit whenever they want!”
  21. I get a text from OU co-worker saying, “the legend begins.” Not sure who the “legend” is supposed to be. The batted balls and strip sacks will be legendary with that release point. I guess Burks could be legendary as the best receiver to never complete half a season. Either way, if this is the play getting them excited, they’re in heap big doo doo.
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