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Pimphand

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  1. Burn the Doyers down just need to keep Dave Roberts around the next 2-3 years till he is perpetually injured. JFC poor @Sbbruin he seems like a nice guy
  2. Ohtani to the Doyers is amazeballs. Just need these dipshits to keep Dave Roberts around long enough (2-3 years) to blow his peak.
  3. Yeah but we wouldn't have the case study on worst ROI in NCAA history to look back on and laugh at
  4. They would have been orders of magnitude better off keeping cuckbo around for Little Brother Bowl and coming to terms with Elko earlier this month to be named as his replacement the day after the firing was announced. Then they wouldn't have had the Mike Stoops fiasco or the circle of aggy bowl conflict of interest cesspool of cucks. Thank god we let Herman curb stomp Colorado in the Alamo Bowl and saved all the disgrace and shame aggy is bringing on themselves
  5. Gundy better not Gundy this up
  6. I guess cuckbo really did leave a lasting impression on aggy.
  7. A timeline of hilarity 7/30/2021 - SEC grants membership to Texas & Oklahoma 8/19/2021 - A&M is ranked #6 in preseason AP poll 9/1/2021 - Texas A&M grants Jimbo Fisher a 10-year, fully guaranteed contract extension worth $94.95 million 9/11/2021 - A&M barely escapes Boulder with a 3 point win over a 4-8 Colorado team Haynes King fractures lower leg 9/25/2021 - A&M loses only game to Arkansas since joining SEC in 2012 10/2/2021 - Mike Leach does his favorite thing and wins at Kyle Field (again) 10/9/2021 - Calzada takes down #1 Alabama at Kyle Field 10/16/2021 - A&M wins the last road game in program history at Faurot Field in Columbia, MO 11/13/2021 - Joey Freshwater starts his undefeated streak against A&M 12/16/2021 - A&M signs bulk of "best class evar" (Nolan, Stewart, Brownlow-Dindy, Weigman, etc) 12/22/2021 - A&M forfeits the Gator Bowl blaming COVID-19 and injuries a mere 9 days before the bowl game was to be played 1/11/2022 - A&M finishes unranked in final AP poll 5/19/2022 - Saban lights a match and accuses A&M of "buying every player" then Jimbo grabs the gas can in response 7/19/2022 - A&M picked to finish #2 in SEC West behind Alabama at SEC media days as Jimbo & Saban try to downplay feud 8/15/2022 - A&M is ranked #6 in preseason AP poll 9/10/2022 - App State takes down A&M at Kyle Field 10/1/2022 - A&M begins 6 game losing streak at Davis Wade Stadium in final matchup with Mike Leach 10/8/2022 - A&M loses grudge match with Alabama in Tuscaloosa 10/9/2022 - A&M drops from AP poll and will remain unranked 11/12/2022 - A&M visits Auburn & drops 6th consecutive game 11/26/2022 - A&M shocks the world and somehow beats SEC West champ LSU by 15 points at Kyle Field 12/5/2022 - Transfer portal opens final stats are A&M loses 32 players while signing just 15 9/9/2023 - A&M gives up 48 points and 5 TD to a Miami QB who wouldn't finish the season as starter despite not getting injured and would ultimately transfer out 10/7/2023 - Jimbo loses to Saban for the final time going winless in his last two tries after their big kerfuffle 11/4/2023 - Jimbo finishes 0-3 vs Freshwater who mercilessly taunts his squad for being asleep during the game 11/11/2023 - A&M gives up opening KR for TD then blows the doors of Mississippi State finishing on a 51-3 run in Jimbo's final game as head coach 11/12/2023 - A&M fires Jimbo Fisher with 2 games remaining owing a record $77 million dollar buyout that is over 3x Mahlzan's previous record buyout 11/26/2023 - A&M "hires" Mark Stoops then decides to pull the plug after visceral fan and booster reactions 11/27/2023 - A&M hires Mike Elko from Duke to be their 30th head football coach in a mad dash scramble to save face 12/3/2023 - Texas & Alabama are selected by the CFP committee 12/4/2023 - The 2024 transfer portal opens and currently 16 players are leaving with no additions 12/6/2023 - A&M hires Collin Klein to be the offensive coordinator setting up a 2012 Heisman reunion with Johnny Football the official odd couple (blow vs never kissed a girl) To be continued....
  8. Yeah I mean at that point go to NFL games and enjoy the absolute banality
  9. You forgot Ole Miss & Kentucky have also never won their division
  10. Their relevancy comes from their extreme commitment to being weird, spending a shitload of cash, staying mediocre, and being the laughing stock of the nation.
  11. Since piggiesaw joined only 6 teams have won the conference. Adding Texas and Oklahoma to the mix only decreases their odds as it will basically be the 8 haves vs the 8 have nots.
  12. Also with the Pistons on a 19 game skid and the Spurs on a 16 game skid this has to be the first time in NBA history two teams have streaks that long right?
  13. Yeah if you would have told me the Rockets were going to be 3-1 vs Denver on 12/8 before the season started I would have thought you to be delusional. If you would have told me that is the same number of wins the Spurs would have in total I would have died laughing yet here we are. Speaking of those pinche pendejos we better beat they ass on Monday and keep their misery streak going.
  14. Arkansas fucked themselves by losing access to Texas players. By the time aggy showed up to give them consistent games in Texas over 20 years had passed and the damage was done because no recruit was alive who remembered them being relevant.
  15. If/when Turner & Cooper declare for the draft will there be a single starter left on _defense for the mighty wrecking crew?
  16. Retired Dusty Baker is the best Dusty Baker.
  17. https://maps.app.goo.gl/fdJ95i93zu6yQ3JE8
  18. Holy shit I thought this was a joke but they really do have a Mt. Aggie.
  19. Live look at Elko's team meeting
  20. The best part is despite being mad at aggy she still continues to behave like an aggy on twitter. Exhibit A Exhibit B Would be nice if she continued to haunt those rubes.
  21. I feel like we need to bring back the RC Didn't Offer name for the 'crooting forum
  22. That was the Texas & Oklahoma announce moving to the SEC damage control piece. They were not oozing confidence or championship mentality quite the opposite they were melting in a big way knowing the jig was up.
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