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ztejas

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  1. 18 hours ago, Spankytoes said:

    There’s a reason we aren’t being talked about nationally

    We're ranked 6th in the fucking AP. 

    Take the next few plays off, champ. 

    Also we are going to stomp WVU. Outside of Kansas I think that game concerns me the least of any on our schedule. WVU is soft and is going to piss their pantsuit against a top 5 ranked Texas team on the road at night. 

    Also also - Utah doesn't suck, and USC was never going to win that game on the road. You can dig up my comment if you want - I made it weeks ago - USC is going to go 9-3 including a W over ND. 

  2. 19 hours ago, Spankytoes said:

    Wut?

    We escaped Baylor, had a bye and haven’t played this week yet. Sam was hurt against Baylor but our run game, defense, kicking and special teams were shit. 

    So...maybe?

    Unfortunately I'm out of negs but if you think our defense was shit against Baylor I need to make a phone call to the state mental institution. 

     

  3. 1. Nebraska is not "getting its act together" anytime soon, and I barely harbor any ill will towards their program

    2. The teams that comprise the Big10 West have not competed for a national title in over 15 years - and the last time any of them made it (02 Nebraska) they shouldn't have even played in the game. 

    As long as Michigan remains tOSU's bitch ain't no one but the Buckeyes (maybe PSU) competing for titles out of the Big10. Wisconsin puts together some nice seasons at times but they are always too white to compete at a national level. 

  4. 15 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

    Huh. Is this some kind of burn you have to be inside the A&M culture to understand?

    I don't think it's a burn when you're just pulling shit out of your ass. 

    It's like really really shitty stand-up shtick. 

  5. 3 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

    I agree.  One shouldn’t judge  an entire people based on their ethnicity.  Especially a people that brought us Scotch whiskey, kelts, golf, fat bastard, and red headed women with buttery nipples.

    Oi YA HAVIN A FAKKIN LAFF M8? YA MA IS A STRAIGHT CUNT INNT SHE?

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  6. On 10/25/2018 at 11:45 AM, billfromlaketravis said:

    I won’t comment on how many bottles in have in case my wife reads this thread.

    Bill two things:

    1. Let's not have your wife read Surly

    2. Pretty sure what you wrote is just as incriminating as the actual number

  7. Just now, BurntEyes said:

    Yeah, I enjoy most everything that general crew does. It's ridiculous, not serious and avoids PC non-sense while not causing any "attention' around the issue.

    It's just fun shit to watch on the general stupidity of humans. That shit resonates as stupid shit humans do both annoys and amuses the fuck out or me.

    It's very relatable too. I've caught some feelings at times especially with the way they deal with romantic relationships.

    Arrested Development is one of my favorite shows ever and I think SC is basically the Canadian equivalent (but a little less crass and a little more heartfelt).

    Both the Levys and Cat O'Hara anchor the hell out of it acting wise.

  8. 1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


    Feel free to ridicule him from your couch though. I myself will be constantly fucking with the pause and fast forward so I can watch while listening to Craig Way

    I got to catch some Craig in Austin en route to a wedding during the Baylor game.

    Gonna be a sad day when he hangs em up.

  9. 9 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

    Can't imagine those ML odds being too great. Maybe -165?

    That's pretty decent... 

    Should I take my dick out a little bit more and take us to cover?

  10. 29 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

    I’m at the Venetian in Las Vegas, so how much should I lay on the game?

    I'm taking us $100 ML and might throw us into a parlay with some teams that I expect to lay the smack-down this weekend.

  11. 2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

    C'mon, bro..... It's Lance + Javale that makes it Magic..... Get it together.

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    Moving on..... Yea, about that ridiculous Rockets offer for Jimmy Butler.  

    It's like one of those fantasy trades where you scrap together all your shitty bench players and offer it up for Aaron Rodgers.

     

    Tina had her moments on 30 rock. 

  12. 29 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

    This is the greatest possession of basketball I've ever seen.... I can't stop laughing.  Hahahaha.

    Oh come on. This doesn't even crack the top 5 Javale or Lance moments. Do we need to educate?

     

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