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BERT

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  1. Who let you out of the recruiting board??
  2. I read this in Al Pacino’s voice in Scent of a Woman
  3. He didn’t play in the Miami game
  4. 95% of Surly "who in the hell has ESPN+?!?!?!"
  5. and you two goobers will be the ones bitching "man, i really wish we still had LHN".
  6. I hated my high school coach but one thing he did always say right while we were pitching was "get ahead, stay ahead". Still holds true and we aren't doing that
  7. Whoa wait?!?!? This isn’t in Omaha??
  8. Cause players are pussies these days??
  9. Well, they are supposed to be smart
  10. Did he hit a homerun??
  11. That’s the spirit
  12. Don't you people have jobs? -Judge Smails (yes, i know he says "homes" in the movie)
  13. More info on the trailer here. There's gonna be a lot of known characters in this movie
  14. I haven't played in months, just really haven't felt like playing. Plus, who knew eating healthy and working out was so damn expensive (sarcasm). Play in a little $20 rebuy home tourney with the joy of dealing and playing at one of the two tables. Worked out though cause having to deal kept me from playing bullshit hands and got max value out of the two hands i won before the break. Plus since i was being nice and dealing my buddy gave me a free add on. Get down to one table pretty quick and i can finally stop dealing. These players were not good at all so i was just playing strict. Chip leader was calling with any A in his hand and people couldn't stop bluffing him and he just kept calling. So by the time i get heads up with him he has like a 6 to 1 chip lead. This is how his whole night went. I get 64 off in the bb, no raise preflop so we see a flop of 67x. He bets i call (want to say the blinds were 1k/2k at this time and he's betting the min.) and i call. Turn is a 7, he bets, i call. River is a 10 and he check and i check. He turns over 10 9 off. Nice hand. last hand i have K8ss in sb and raise it to 5k, he calls. Flop comes 8 high, he checks and i jam for a lot less than he has. He turns over AJ and a J hits the river. Good Game lol I would give y'all more hands but this was a few weeks ago so i only half way remember the those two hands. But i was happy with 2nd place since i hadn't played in months and don't usually do well in tournaments. Plan was to make the heads up last awhile since he was drinking and i knew he wanted to go out after it ended. Oh well. I'll be in Shreveport Saturday night for my bday, we'll see if i can sit down and play poker or stay upstairs like a true degen with my buddies.
  15. because you touch yourself at night. it's all over his body. It's a side effect of the "treatment" they gave him to get his mutant powers. It also keeps his cancer away and why he has no hair.
  16. Is this a code for sex?
  17. You're welcome
  18. '89,'04 and '09 missing from that sign really bothers me. Not enough to ruin my day, but it's bothersome.
  19. How is having Moreland back on radio better than him calling the games on tv?
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