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Dutch

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  1. Former Arsenal keeper Emi Martinez trying to give Spurs something to play for tomorrow. I'll allow it.
  2. Three years ago we finished 8th. If we beat Everton, our point total (89) and GD (currently 61 and will improve with a win) would have been enough to win 19 of the 30 PL seasons (not counting last year when shitty finished on 89 only because they showed up drunk from partying after clinching with a few to go). So proud of this group of guys.
  3. Anyone else have this song on a loop in the brain today?
  4. Wasn’t pretty but three points and thank you very much. We got the goal then shut them down. Gabi XL and Rolls Royce are so damn good ATM. Low key very good match from Raya, too. And Trossard… what a baller. Thank you Chelsea for stupidly overpaying for Mudryk. Best £20m ever spent If Liverpool win at Villa tomorrow, then Spurs will at least head into the shitty match with a shot at 4th. … /copium At least shitty will have to earn it the final day.
  5. Really, it’s more likely they overhaul our GD than drop points at this point. It’s amazing what 115 financial violations can do for a football club.
  6. Fullham have been playing out the string for a while now. Had we taken six points against them (instead of a draw and loss), we could have won the League at Old Trafford tomorrow. The only real chance they drop points is Tuesday against a manager who thinks he’s Lee Roy Jenkins and whose club is shit. But, really, “Lads it’s [shit]” we’re talking about here. At this point all we can do is finish strong, improve again in the offseason, and have another go at those fuckers next year.
  7. 100%. Nil-nil, then down 1-nil with 5 mins left, before going up 2-1 with two stoppage time goals…. His expression never changed. Dude has ice water in his veins.
  8. A more gravel traps added around Imola.
  9. Yup. Like it's 1990s all over again.
  10. That and home to Fullham. We were up a goal and they were down a man with 7 mins plus stoppage left, and we pissed away two points. Arsenal can close the season 16-1-1 and end on 89 points, most goals scored, fewest against. Which is a very good season. But very good isn’t enough. We can only hope that bald fucker is bored with the record 4th straight title, sterilizing the PL, and decides to retire to Abu Dhabi or whatever Gulf state. I can’t imagine the anger Liverpool supporters have. Yes, y’all got one, but there are 115 reasons why y’all don’t have two more.
  11. Go get her, Ray Gozer the Gozerian? Good evening. As a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the next convenient parallel dimension. That otta do it. Thanks very much, Ray.
  12. Right… that’s bad. Okay. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
  13. That did crack the CL the door for ever so slighty for shit. Villa can now finish on a max of 70 points; shit finish on 72 and in the CL if they win out (Villa have +7 GD on them currently). Or at least all they need to do is win their next two and go into the city match with something to play for. ... Who am I kidding? This is shit I'm talking about.
  14. Yeah, uh, no. Edited for reality. All we can do is finish strong and go again next year.
  15. Yeah Fernando wasn't pleased...
  16. I'm going to get you a nice fruit basket. I'm going to miss him...
  17. Shitty’s going to drill wolves by three or four today. Fullham are playing out the string, and Spurs are cooked. West Ham, in Moyes’ last match, is the only real chance they slip. And even then I’d give them less than 15%.
  18. Bournemouth should have been down to 10 after that challenge on Saka; the pen likely was a makeup call (although we’ve seen noted cocksucker Arry Kane get that call every single fucking time for over a decade). At this point, I think an opponent could attack Starboy with a machete and the ref would wave for him to get on with it. Outside of that… we dominated them and should have been 5-nil up by the time they fouled Raya in the box. If we sent West Ham an extra £20m this summer, I’d be ok with it. Rice was a steal at £105 and worth every penny. Every single one I think a big part of Martinelli’s reduced production this year is a result of the instability on the left side. He played ahead of Xhaka and Zinny every week last season, and they had a great understanding between the three of them; especially between Gabby and Xhaka. This year… totally different story. Left 8 has been in flux. Not to mention, Trossard emerged as our most clinical finisher. If we get another DM and move Rice to left 8, I bet we see a Gabby resurgence next year. He’s too good. We could potentially finish the League season 16-1-1 and not win the title That’s how insane of a machine Pep and 115 financial violations have built. But then again, we lost five matches; four is usually the max a PL winner can afford. What is really hurting us now is not seeing off the final 7’ plus stoppage at home v Fullham when we were up a goal and they were down a man. All that said… these boys and the boss have really grown this year. We now have the mettle to get it done next year (if shitty don’t slip. Dear God let them slip.) Now let’s clean up some manure. GOYG!!!
  19. “Variations on a Theme” Muff, egg, chee, Opa’s jap & chee, hot sauce. Black coffee
  20. Hells yes. Not much better than a leftover meatloaf sammich.
  21. CBS' CL show is quickly ascending the ranks. It's not "Inside the NBA" level yet, but it's really good.
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