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Dutch

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  1. PGMOL: Michael Oliver will officiate Sunday’s Arsenal - shitty match. Football fans: Wait… Isn’t his credibility in reffing shitty matches compromised? PGMOL:
  2. Nah shitty can get hate in every thread on Surl. Let’s hope his hamstrings hold up; he’s been getting back to his best form.
  3. The fuckwads at PGMOL just need to rename the rule to what we we already know it is: The “we only called this shit against The Arsenal because we hate them.”
  4. Whatever we’re paying Nico Jover… it needs to be quadrupled.
  5. THATS ALRIGHT.
  6. TOTTENHAM.
  7. What an absolutely massive result. This is the ultimate smash grab, fuck off win. Down nearly our entire 1st choice midfield… found a way. LETS GO YOU GUNNERS. LETS. FUCKING. GO! Oh, and GET FUCKED, PGMOL.
  8. ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL
  9. YOU’LL FALL IN LOVE I KNOW YOU WILL OUR WALL AT THE BACK IS GABRIEL
  10. OUR CENTER HALF HE’LL GIVE YOU HELL OUR #6 IS THE KING OF BRAZIL
  11. Really? Because we wore our red kit [checks notes] four months ago at shit. PGMOL just needs to publicly admit they hate us.
  12. Cap needs to be on the next plane back to London. FUCK. INTERNATIONAL. FRIENDLIES.
  13. Fucking seriously? Good thing we don’t have any massive matches on the other side of the international break. We are properly fucked if Øde misses any time. Every one of our players needs to have a cold during every international break from now on.
  14. Next game?! He needs to be on the next flight back to London.
  15. Dutch replied to JFKFC's topic in Football
  16. Sometimes, as a parent, you wonder how you’re doing. Are you having an impact? Is your child really absorbing the knowledge that you’re attempting to pass on? Then, one Labor Day morning, your kid asks “Hey Dad. We have some leftover steak from yesterday, right? Can you make me a taco with some of it?”
  17. As expected, two months.
  18. Kid asked if we could have steak this weekend. Well… I guess….
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