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Genco

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  1. You know a place outside of Brainerd where I can get laid?
  2. Yes it was a dream. "I'm Your Puppet" played on the car radio as Dot pulled into the diner, the Camp Utopia postcard for sale at the diner counter, a chicken piccata recipe and flyer for a doll fair on the bulletin board right beside the table. No that was not Laura Linney playing Linda. It was Tina Yothers.
  3. ESPN, Sankey, the CFP committee, the Rothschilds, and Billy Barty have already made arrangements. It will be a t-shirt sip officiating crew.
  4. A hall of fame poster on a message board for a land grant diploma mill is channeling Louis Winthorpe IV smugness about a school he couldn't get into. "Like, oh sure, HE got into Duke."
  5. He didn't spend enough time in the Dexter Manley Academic Center.
  6. His name's Michael Elko. His friends call him Elk. You might have noticed that, uh, he's got a slight weight problem. Some doctor told him he swallows a lot of aggression... along with a lot of pizzas!
  7. The University of Texas has claimed its right of prima nocta to aggy's college football hopes and dreams.
  8. Hopefully he's riding a trike these days.
  9. And if they manage to overachieve and win a fifth game they'll rush the field.
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