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Royale with cheese

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  1. It's like RBIs in baseball. The plural "Craps" in CIP makes CIP grammatically sufficient, but CIPs just flows better. Like Card's crap up in the Ozarks. BTW, I expect CIPs to be featured in a new episode of South Park very soon, probably picking up where Bono left off. (Anticipated spoiler alert: It'll kill Kenny.)
  2. Mack thought he was recruiting a point guard.
  3. Something...something...whistling... something...graveyard...something...something
  4. "Where you from, Johnny?" "Wyoming."
  5. We've always got baseball to fall back on--oh, wait . . .
  6. C'mon, man, don't you know it's like that sign in Joe's Crab Shack, "Free Beer Tomorrow." With aggy it's always next year.
  7. And Jerruh resumes his rightful title as numero uno.
  8. What's the latest on Hookfin after his donorcycle accident? Will he ever be back, or is he out-out?
  9. City girls just seem to find out early,How to open doors with just a smile....
  10. You got that right. We Surlites don't need no education; we revel in our ignorance.
  11. Simple: Pick smarter friends. Profit.
  12. Eleanor Roosevelt? So the guys were just going to watch, right?
  13. Can you say "aggy?" I knew you could.
  14. The same guys who believed Letters to Penthouse and The Playboy Advisor were letters written by actual readers/subscribers.
  15. So, the rest of the year y'all went to three campsites?
  16. Rote education works. The five words aggys say after graduation: "You want fries with that?" Which brings to mind a certain state legislator from Brazos county who, during the floor debate on a bill, said from the front mike, "Members, I've just got two words to say to you: Please vote no."
  17. Pulp Fiction God Damn.mp4
  18. Oh, aggy, I apologize. I forgot you were theah.
  19. Yep, and before that he was a bullfrog. I know, because he was a good friend of mine.
  20. Yeah, baby. Fuckabuncha already-signed and binding contracts to play interleague games in 2022-23-24. This rule'll show 'em.
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