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Royale with cheese

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  1. Flow Morphia slow, let the sun and light come streaming Into my life. Into my life...
  2. I, for one, am in the vast majority of long-time fans of one of the greatest rivalries in all of CFB--probably the greatest--who are fed up with some corporate marketing department telling some pencil-dick intern who doesn't know sheep shit from wild honey when it comes to real football, because he probably identifies as a girl anyway, that the pure and unadulterated sobriquet of "The OU Game," which stood for, oh, 100 years or so (and is 63-50-5 in favor of UT), is woefully insufficient as a title, and that what we need is a catchy corporate branding moniker that'll help us sell more Lite Beer, or Chevrolet pickups, or cut-rate auto insurance, or some such, totally without regard to the value of history and tradition, and without offending any self-styled protected class in the process, and while you're at it, make it the longest run-on sentence in the history of marketing and promotion, and by the way, we need it tomorrow. That's where I am on this "Red River Whatever-The-fuck" bullshit, and I refuse to compromise.
  3. As long as Bob Cole doesn't come with it.
  4. Walter Cronkite (to Armybrat): "What sort of day was it? A day like all days, filled with those events that alter and illuminate our times... and you were there."
  5. And that's a bad thing, because . . . ? Also, and I know this has been voiced several times upthread, but ESPN's Night of the Long Knives has somehow spared that racist cocksucker, Steven A. Smith. Go figure.
  6. ISWY(inadvertently)DT
  7. You misspelled "every fucking one."
  8. Walking peter dish.
  9. Shot at and missed; shit at and hit.
  10. Maybe she's like Ron White when they read him his rights: "At that point I had the right to reman silent . . but I didn't have the ability."
  11. Focused lasers, so we can vaporize opponents' critical field goal attempts. QB's too, if it comes down to it.
  12. If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs. If we had some eggs.
  13. Special Assistant to the Head Coach, huh? Replaces Patterson in that role. Very telling that the two holders of this title are/have been defensive minds. Two things come to mind: First, Sark doesn't think he needs help with the offense (hopefully, he's right), and, second, maybe he realizes that PK isn't the be-all, end-all DC (hopefully Saddam will help as much as Patterson did, which I think was meaningful).
  14. Anybody on this board familiar with the old aggy Rorschach inkblot joke?
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