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Royale with cheese

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  1. ". . . wants to participles in the playoff . . ." I give up. That's either an autocorrect-strikes-again, an abysmal fuckup, or just waaay over my plebeian head. (Note: That last one there, it wouldn't be the first time.)
  2. Why the fuck would you put aggy in that list? Jesus.
  3. To allow the senators who represent districts containing spurned Irate-8 schools make a record for their constituent voters, "See, I tried to help. Don't forget to vote for me."
  4. Yeah, he wants to run for mayor of Houston.
  5. All the realignment talk I've seen contemplates adding powerhouse teams who bring both streamers and TV's to the table. There's a practical limit to how many additional teams the power conferences--say, SEC for example--can add. The way around that, and the next logical (albeit tremendously painful) step in the evolutionary process, is to start jettisoning the deadwood teams in favor of "better" replacements. All the accepted Power-5 conferences could stand to shed a few figurative pounds. That's harsh, but in a world where money talks, bullshit . . . well, it walks.
  6. Climb out? Help me find my keys and we'll drive out.
  7. Wishful thinking--oh, and about an NFL franchise moving here, too.
  8. Now, in the cold light of mature reflection, you wonder why everybody clamored after that weak-ass shit.
  9. How did we get from Harry Jersig and San Antonio to Pabst-owned and contract-brewed by Miller?
  10. Looks like we're driftin' powerful close to CR'n up what has been the best and most entertaining thread in a very long time.
  11. Is anything actually before you were born? (I'm right there with you, BTW.)
  12. Lacewell, Jimbo . . . I'm beginning to see a pattern here.
  13. You stray off the main roads in several parts of SEC country and you'll find out pretty damn quick that Deliverance was a documentary.
  14. All the more reason to implement a quick-trigger trap door. Fuck up and show your ass, you be gone in a heartbeat.
  15. Yes, and left me all alone. The finance company dropped by today and repossessed my home.
  16. You mean to tell me that that worthless cocksucker has been at the Austin American-Communist since '94? Maybe even before that? That's at least 27 years of being so fucking worthless he couldn't find a better job. With newspapers dying all around us, how can this no-talent bastard even keep getting a paycheck? There's truly no justice in this world.
  17. Doctor, doctor--it hurts when I do that . . .
  18. Bad as listening to him is, having to look at him is worse.
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