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Royale with cheese

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  1. "Dark sunglasses, sharkskin suitStandin' in the broken glassOf East DubuqueOn a Sunday mornin'On a Sunday mornin'" Anybody?
  2. Well, duhh; they got Big Ed Bookman--probably more than one of 'em.
  3. W. C. Fields, when reproached by an old dowager for taking a surreptitious nip, famously said, "Snakebite remedy, madam; I always keep it handy. In case I'm bitten by a snake, which I also always keep handy." So, I guess theoretically there can be good things about snakebites. Not so sure QB shoulder injuries fall into that same category, risk/reward-wise.
  4. I've been waiting for Rojo to make a surprise throw out of that package. (And guess what?--We've got a tight end.) I figured that playing the No. 1 team close and needing a boost would be just the time to break that play out, 'cause if not then, what the hell are we saving it for? But what do I know? Wulaw beat me to it, I see.
  5. Seems relevant: "I don't throw with my stomach" - Sonny Jurgensen
  6. Or, maybe for you it does . . . NTTAWTT.
  7. Peter Noone was. Just sayin' . . .
  8. Where's Freddie Mercury when you need him?
  9. Campbell's really just whoring for the D-cell battery lobby. He's also carrying water for Dasani, along with whatever the hell else those pricks throw at us from the bleachers. Fuckabuncha those assholes .
  10. B-52's were first put in service around 1955. I don't know when the last airframe was made, but it had to have been a hell of a long time ago. Armybrat could probably tell us. If Eddie Ricketyback's going to crash on the flyover, at least let it hit the 'Bama sideline. (I've got under 64.5) I shouldn't complain--at least it's not a DC-3 . . .
  11. We obviously needed to keep Card, the quality, experienced backup from transferring, because with our O-Line, we'll probably need him at some point. V V V
  12. Chris Plonsky running the Worldwide Leader these days?
  13. I asked an aggy one time if they really did unnatural things with heifers and sheep and chickens. With what little dignity he could muster, he said indignantly, "CHICKENS?!!"
  14. What's the difference between aggy boots and Texas boots? With Texas boots, the shit's on the outside.
  15. Uh, it's going where the tracks go . . .
  16. She's built for speed. She got everything that Uncle John need.
  17. Shot at and missed; shit at and hit.
  18. Rutgers site said Alabama offered at the last minute, but he honored his commitment to Rutgers.
  19. Next, he'll be breathing through his eyelids.
  20. "Your car's uglier than I am!"
  21. In Spain, they fall mainly on the plain. Not sure about DKR. (We could always get him an umbrella . . .)
  22. Norman Dale: "All right. Listen up. Listen up. Here's what we're gonna' do: Jimmy, they're gonna' be expecting you to take the last shot. We're gonna' use you as a decoy. Buddy, you get the ball in to Merle on the picket fence. He's gonna' take the last shot. All right, let's go." (uneasy pause) Norman Dale: ". . . What's the matter with you guys? . . . What's the matter with you?!" Jimmy Chitwood: "I'll make it." Norman Dale: "All right. Buddy, get the ball to Jimmy, top of the key. Spread the floor. Let's go!" * * * * * Norman Dale: "I love you guys." If that scene doesn't make the hair stand up on the back of your neck, check your pulse--you might be dead.
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