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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Well, good fuckin' luck. He probably also thinks third and Orlando is an address.
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Jim Harbaugh NO LONGER coaches at Michigan
Uh, Jim Tatum holding for you on Line 2 . . . Oh yes, Barry Switzer wants you to call him back too.
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Tell me about Nebraska
I know how you feel. I sent a letter to Elle Fanning saying I was interested in a blow job and I she didn't call me either.
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Tell me about Texas Tech
Tech should be beaming with pride at being invited to the uber-prestigious Poulan Weed Eater / Newell Rubbermaid-Sanford / MainStay Investments / (almost) Deja Vu Gentleman's Club / PetroSun / AdvoCare / Duck Commander / Camping World / Walk On's / Radiance Technologies Independence Bowl. Hell, December 16th should be a declared a national holiday.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
The Last Boy Scout (1991) Bruce Willis, Damon Wayans Joe as puppet: Why did Mr. Milo cross the road? Joe Hallenbeck: I don't know. Why? Joe as puppet: Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
If I owned a race horse I'd name him "Haulin' Oats."
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CFB coaching carousel
Uh, are we in need a DB coach? I was just wonderin' . . .
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CFB coaching carousel
Please, little 8-pound, 6-ounce Baby Jesus . . .
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
-- "These are the best crab cakes in town, I swear to God, much better than that crap we were eating in Managua. Remember that? I don't know if it was Mexican, Puerto Rican; I don't know what it was, but it was crap. I hated it." -- "I didn't mind it. I had some pork dish I quite liked." Loosely translated: Suum cuique.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Disturbed
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
They're not worried, they got advice from that RonCo law school they bought a couple of years ago--the one Sharp saw on a late-night infomercial.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Ewe got to be kidding . . ,
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Wrong end of the horse. (Yeah, yeah; I know. But horse works.)
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
- Cam Rising is on the transfer portal...
- Week 12, 2023; Texas Tech at Texas
Hall of Famer Norm Van Brocklin coached, among others, the Atlanta Falcons after his NFL career ended. At that time the fledgling AFL was trying hard to get games with the established NFL teams for legitimacy-by-association purposes. Atlanta refused to schedule any AFL teams. When Van Brocklin was asked why, he replied, "Three reasons: If you win big, you were supposed to; if they play you close, it's a moral victory for them; if they beat you, you gotta' get out of town."- Tell Me About Texas a&m
It's more than budding. Pate likes guys. It is known. In this case, he's letting his personal feelings interfere with his professional judgment--if he has any, and his stance on aggy calls that into question. Now, admittedly, I don't have pix of him and Chinpubes or anything but it's eerily similar to Craig James killing five hookers: It must be true; I read it on the internet. Oh, and I'm not going to outright spread that Pate-Chinpubes rumor on the 'net, but I might ask a lot of folks if they'd heard about it . . .- Tech can suck my hairy balls.
Yeah, Mac Davis had it right--right up until that last verse.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Uh, pretty sure Pate didn't have to be roofied.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Couldn't get in at Texas. Aggy takes everybody.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
"Shorty's Bar and Grill, Albuquerque, New Mexico"- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Loosely translated: "Y'all get your NIL ducks in a row."- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
FIFY: Man, if these aren't Texas nuts in a fanshell.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
No, Bilbo's contract is skunk cost. And it's not a fallacy. - Cam Rising is on the transfer portal...
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