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  1. AG: Mr. Trump, do you realize you just contradicted yourself? DT: "I did." AG: Yes, you did. DT: Can I go to the bathroom? AG: No. DT: I really have to. I've been drinking lots of water." AG: You went five minutes ago. DT: That wasn't to go to the bathroom, that was to get out of a question. AG: You still have to answer it.
  2. I'm not sure how that's an astonishing admission. Isn't that why everyone provides financial statements and personal guarantees to banks? Was someone expecting: AG: you provided financial statements and a personal guaranty to the banks so they'd give you loans, correct? DT: No. I was just bragging. I dropped of some financial statements at four different McDonald's last night so people know how rich I am. And, the personal guaranty wasn't a guarantee for repayment of a loan, I was giving my personal guarantee that I'm very rich.
  3. Weird week to shit on him. 3rd highest passer rating with 6th most yards from yesterday. Last drive was 4-5 passing for 58 yards, converted 4th down on a scramble, 14 yard TD pass to take the lead with 46 seconds left. I didn't watch. Was he playing corner or something yesterday and Stroud kept picking on him?
  4. Don't know how the tv folks never had a Fall Guy and T.J. Hooker crossover event. Or, maybe it was determined all teenage boys would suffer permanent dominant arm damage if the Heathers appeared on screen together working undercover in bikinis to wrestle a perp/bail jumper to the ground on the beach.
  5. Future update from jail:
  6. So, not a simple country boy and cockeyed optimist who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue?
  7. Then she’s quadruple-wishing and furiously pulling out eyelashes and blowing them away!
  8. That former ax handle is like “I’ve seen some sh….never mind.”
  9. The wheels are already of the rails and wildly hurdling about like a homicidal Uniroyal white wall from a 1970s horror movie.
  10. I’m very sorry that my cheap joke about the NCAA and Bill Self upset you. Everyone who read your posts understands how you meticulously set out the difference between dropping bags and “look the other way” infractions that occur and what may be systematic video cheating to make the Patriots blush. Quite sorry I didn’t have the time to reiterate each of your points while making a joke. I’m gonna take the evening to think about what I’ve done and hopefully come back better tomorrow. I don’t want today’s mistake to lead to a mistake tomorrow.
  11. Hopefully there are some federal indictments and FBI wire taps out there, the NCAA can really lay down the hammer with such evidence.
  12. Florida was obvious.
  13. How the hell you gonna chose Garth Gator when Gator Vader is right there staring you in the face?
  14. Crab stuffed cod. Sounds tasty.
  15. Back in 2015 when Lebby was coaching at he Baylor and he showed up in Tulsa gear at the OU v. Tulsa game this was the punishment: Lebby was in OKC for a wedding and went to the game to support Phillip Montgomery and didn't know he couldn't be there, so Briles said he wasn't going to punish him. So, the school and conference did.
  16. One thing must be impossibly hard to find but is certainly safe from attention in College Station is cougar tail. Sheep tail is a different story.
  17. Tuberville is like Tech took Mike Leach and stripped away all the intelligence, personality, innovation and fun.
  18. If the baby beheading story is definitively proven to be false, one side of supporters will say it doesn't matter and the other side will say it does. If the baby beheading story is definitively proven to be true, one side of supporters will say it doesn't matter and the other side will say it does. No one is changing their underlying opinion on the Middle East quagmire because of this distinction in child death. Some portion of the supporters on the "wrong side" of the definitive proof wouldn't believe the definitive proof anyway. This thread is no different than people holding positions on many divisive issues. Folks on either end of the spectrum who are sure one side is right and the other is wrong and a large group in the middle that recognizes all the grey between the sections of black and white.
  19. Everyone knows "you can call holding on every play". You think there should've been a flag at 1:44:39? Or, Helm's TD at around 58:47 on Jones and/or Neto or 2:13:20 on Conner during Brooks TD run? Football would be unwatchable if refs called holding on screenshots in time. There's "holding" in CFB that just isn't going to get called and every team benefits from it, teams and fans. There is holding that should be called, like the bullshit Bryce Young scramble to get the edge and into FG range last year. That's a fucking holding call that is open and obvious in space and changes the game and has to be called. I can't imagine watching football and picking out the holding on every play that's a negative and ignoring it on every play that's a positive.
  20. That doesn't really seem to make much sense. One would have to believe Sark told QE and company during the injury time out to run the play clock down so the game clock is ticking off and QE then went out there and just decided to snap it with 34 seconds on the play clock when he noticed the game clock wasn't running and neither QE nor any coaches said shit to the officials about the game clock not running. There just isn't a plausible scenario with Sark telling QE to run the play clock down before snapping it and QE says "fuck it, the game clock isn't running so I'm snapping it with 34 seconds on the play clock and Sark can kiss my ass." The 40 second clock starts when the sack play is whistle blows. The play call came in and the OL has it at 20 seconds, gets set at 14 seconds and the snap is 12 seconds. It's not like the offense had the play, was lined up, and patiently let 25 seconds run off the clock before snapping it.
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