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gernblansten

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  1. He thought MAGA stood for moral clarity and human dignity?
  2. Jesus: Welcome home, my child. Cecilia: Who are you? Jesus: I'm Jesus. Cecilia: Nice try, you look nothing like Jesus.
  3. I would try to see how much Pliny the Elder I could drink.
  4. Suggs was my first one out. It was a struggle between him and Kuechley. If Suggs went in and Kuechley had to wait due to the short career, I'd be fine.
  5. IIRC, only five get in? If so, I think I'd go with: Brees, Fitzgerald, Kuechly, Witten, and Yanda
  6. https://www.cnn.com/2025/12/23/politics/justice-department-redactions-review-epstein-files The Justice Department’s leadership asked career prosecutors in Florida to volunteer over the “next several days” to help redact the Epstein files, in the latest Trump administration push toward releasing the hundreds of thousands of photos, internal memos and other evidence around the late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. A supervising prosecutor in the Southern District of Florida’s US Attorney’s Office emailed the entire district office on Tuesday — two days before Christmas — announcing an “emergency request from the [Deputy Attorney General’s] office the SDFL must assist with,” according to a copy of the email reviewed by CNN. “We need AUSAs to do remote document review and redactions related to the Epstein files,” the email said.
  7. I'd suggest the simplest answer is incompetence instead of virtuous agents sticking it to Trump.
  8. I don’t remember Eddie’s response exactly, but it always cracks me up? Clark: You really think it matters, Eddie? Eddie: Well, if it gets dented my hair just act gonna part right.
  9. That's wrong because an unnamed source with SC said they just found out about it and had to cancel the series in a righteous display of CFB honor!
  10. A: give me some proof, not just statements. B: here's some proof. A: look this isn't productive, I'm finished discussing.
  11. The answer is Jeffrey Esptein, Larry Nassar, and Donald Trump. Cliff Clavin: Who are three men who have never been in my kitchen? Jeffrey Dahmer: Who are three horrible, despicable people? William James Vahey: Who are my kind of people!!!!!
  12. Wait a minute, I thought South Austin's mom had a copyright on getting it "protein style"?
  13. The Puck Cuck getting out over his skis.
  14. “Trump” and “class” have never belonged together.
  15. The dogs were barking as the cars were parking The loan sharks were sharking, the narcs were narcing Practically everyone was there.
  16. Your new handle is as bad as your last one. Ignore feature engaged.
  17. That’s be dumb as fuck, too. Seems dumb as fuck to even ask the question. Seems par for the course for you, though.
  18. Dumb is comparing a sport with 32 teams and an objective playoff system comparing it to a sport with well over 100 teams and a subjective playoff system. People who make that argument are some of the dimmer the dim bulb message boarders. Almost as embarrassing as those posters who make new accounts under new names and pass themselves off as new.
  19. Well, that’s dumb today to have huge mega conferences instead of smaller regional conferences that can crown a champion then have the champions play each other. Seems much better than a bunch of bitches whining about fairness and second and third chances to prove it on the field when they don’t like the results on the field. Win your games or shut the fuck up.
  20. Since neither tOSU nor Tennessee won their conference I’d been fine if that game never happened because they weren’t in the playoff.
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