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gernblansten

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  1. Now I want to open a Nobel Pizza and call Trump’s cell phone to tell him he’s won the Nobel Pizza Prize and we can deliver right away. When he’s confused upon delivery of a large anchovie pizza I can explain someone must have put his name in the jar for our monthly pizza prize. Simple mixup, like your classic Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference.
  2. I’m sure they get all they need for the administrations cell phone use.
  3. The tiny hands jokes have gotten to him. That’s classic hand enhancement surgery.
  4. At first I was like, this needs to be in things that make you lol thread. Then 2:26 later I was like, no, it does not belong in that thread.
  5. Cool. Iran is smart and clearly picked up some flashy tricks, but made one crucial mistake. Iran forgot about the essence of the game. It’s about the cones. So, Israel will move its Abbott to the ocean hex which moves its brinksman to the devil's lair and pushes their farmer. Yes, their humble farmer. Directly into the central. Cone.
  6. So, how is the LA ICE protest escalation going?
  7. That woman, who did everything right, can probably expect to be deported in a few weeks.
  8. I MUST RUIN YOUR BUSINESS TO PROTECT YOU!!!! And, then save you by increasing subsidies and creating a costly bail out while claiming to cut wasteful spending.
  9. Just look at those gang member tattoos in the picture.
  10. Pretty sure they’ll just set fire to them and Bondi will charge some immigrant with arson so they can collect the insurance.
  11. I haven't been this anxious to find out who's starting since 2005 NC game when everyone was wondering if it'd be VY or Nordgren trotting out there.
  12. With all the batshit crazy stuff coming out of Trump every day, there is less coverage of the batshit crazy stuff reported about the idiots in Congress. I don't know, man, I'm just looking for any kind of silver lining somewhere.
  13. It's like a Robert Earl Keen song.
  14. Take a safety? All he needed to do was have Rifleman kneel it.
  15. It's all fun and games until Trump announces a Taco Ban. The public has sat back while Freedom of Speech, Freedom of Religion, Due process, and privacy rights have been assaulted. We shall finally see an uprising if tacos are taken away.
  16. Well, if a satirical Okie website opines the subpoena was vindictive, I guess you can take it to the.....bank.
  17. An adult enters into a contract borrowing money from a bank to run a business. The business fails and the bank wants its loan repaid. The bank is greedy and vindictive. I guess that's one way to look at it.
  18. Moving the mound, moving the fences, moving the bases all seem like fixing a problem that doesn't exist.
  19. Maybe, and I'm just speculating here, but maybe the guy just liked getting blowjobs.
  20. With the Kung Fu Grip.
  21. That boy is going to have flashbacks in 30 years when he comes home from work when his wife has been drinking wine all day.
  22. Narrator: "In the year of 2027, one banana in the United States of America did, in fact, cost ten dollars."
  23. Corey Lewandowski responds to Noem voluntarily getting on her knees: “Suck it.”
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