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gernblansten

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  1. This is how far America has fallen. Even a whore doesn't know a pimp cane.
  2. Last night guy at the table next to on a patio drinking tequila straight and talking on his phone to some friend in Canada. "Yeah, we're going to fuck Canada up. They're going to be the 51st state. I hope we do it. We're going to do it. I can't wait til we do then I can come up and visit and work on your cabin with you. No. They won't let me in right now because of that bullshit felony from that bar fight. But, it won't matter soon after we take it over."
  3. Exactly. I'd like to see the golfer's reaction to a giant Slor! Many MAGA and MUSKS will know what it is to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
  4. With the tariffs and nuclear disarmament talk, it's like Trump has a Reagan documentary on in the background that he halfway hears and decides to act.
  5. He's just trying to look like an impartial third party making an effort to broker peace instead of a Russian sympathizer who wishes he could do to Canada what Putin is doing to Ukraine.
  6. I share the opinion Jack Smith should have been appointed in 2021 and not 2023. I'm not sure the end result changes, though. The part about the appeals not being handled fast enough isn't specific enough for me to comment, but I think we all wish the wheels of justice turned faster. In court, Trump was convicted of multiple felonies and found liable for sexual assault, so I tend to blame the American voters for electing the coup ringleader. Regarding the edit: all the courts can do is rule on the cases brought, and as you point out, Trump lost those cases. The courts can't make people believe the truth instead of propaganda. I appreciate you taking the time to rationally express your thoughts on the issue.
  7. I'm glad that you appreciate the medical systems handling of the Covid crisis. Did the legal system do okay keeping Trump from retaining power the first time? I'm happy to listen to your opinion on how the legal system shit the bed in the most disgusting manner imaginable enabling him to return to power.
  8. To sum up, you state an opinion, get asked about it, and turn into a little bitch ass. Very Trump like.
  9. Avoidance at its worst right there, folks.
  10. Anyone that has ever wondered how Trump could go bankrupt so many times is having that question answered in real time.
  11. If polled, what percentage of respondents would respond that they have trust in our medical system? Financial system? Local, state, federal government? Which of those systems works to the benefit of the rich and powerful?
  12. "We have to use them because of Biden's economy that Trump hasn't had time to fix yet!" - probably that realtor lady
  13. Apparently, I wasn't clear. I was opining as to the bullshit the lawyers would be forced to say to try and explain it.
  14. Like those around Trump have to constantly clean up after his statements: "He didn't really mean Musk is in charge of anything. DOGE is 'headed' by Musk in the sense he's just a figurehead. The face of it. Amy Gleason is the Acting Administrator."
  15. It is so absurd, it might be comparable if Leonardo DiCaprio would've said, "you know, I've been slaying so much hot tail for so long, it seems like a good idea to cut off my penis and see how it goes."
  16. "Just so you understand, vast amounts of Ward and Hoff threesome fantasies have poured out of Brisketexan's mind, and as you know, also flows to his hand and it goes to pecker at very high and unacceptable levels,” the president said.
  17. I think it's more like 3 guys break into his house and kick the shit out of him. They come back the next night kick in the door he repaired and beat the shit out of him again. Same thing happens the next night and the next. Spanky is running out of wood to keep fixing his doors. He asks Trump for help since he voted for him and all. Trump tells the 3 guys they can have Spanky's living room, master bedroom, master bath, one guest room, and only kick the shit out of him twice a week instead of seven days a week. Spanky objects to this plan and Trump says "shut the fuck up, no one cares what you want in your own house, me and these 3 guys are working a deal where they're kicking me a few bucks a week. I'm saving you here and you should be thanking me."
  18. Probably just cancelling the leases so Trump or a Trump surrogate can lease a new property to NOAA. It'll take a couple years to get things back up and running properly, but I'm sure there won't be any weather events that would require forewarning.
  19. I cannot imagine how dimwitted one must be to answer that question with “Yes” and then type everything you did after “Yes”.
  20. No, shit Sherlock. TUSK is saying it because TRUMP has been announcing for months that he’s backing Putin’s play. TUSK is saying the USA is not who we used to be and Europe is going to have to be a bigger player on the world stage while the United Fucking States of America surrenders our position as the world’s leader.
  21. What he did was announce to the world that the United States is no longer the World's Police and what we say is not the final word. Instead, we're going to allow other countries to increase their influence in the world while we retreat. We are no longer the boss of bosses, we're choosing to just be another family at the table.
  22. I assume this is our plan to get in the prisoner exchange game. All Germany needs to do is meet our demands for 5,000 gallons of Hefeweizen, 2,500 pounds each of schnitzel, pork shank, and sauerbraten.
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