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gernblansten

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  1. Anyone even bother to ask what that opossum did to Rudy's family?
  2. At first I thought it was a sad country song, but then realized it's a just a good old fashioned feel good holiday song. My Ex-Wife Got Eaten by a Lion: My ex-wife got eaten by some lions Giving Thanks in Africa You can there's no such thing as god As for me, I'm a believe-a Holidays are best in fall We're all happy granny got that call The oldest released by feds brought tears It's now his turn to visit her this year My ex-wife got eaten by some lions Spending Thanksgiving in Africa You can say there's no such thing as god As for me, I'm a believe-a My boy is doing great with the Army In Chicago the daughter is killing it We're all doing just fine now Since the ex is lion shit My ex-wife got eaten by a lion Spending Thanks in Africa You can say there's no such thing as karma As for me, I believe I'm just so glad the kids took after me
  3. When reading these I like to imagine the day when a Surly member happily reading along and laughing about this thread and then getting 3/4 way through one of the posts and realizing it sounds......awfully.....familiar...and wait, this is my jerkoff, uppity, smartass brother in law (or son in law) bitching about me on my favorite fucking website!
  4. All I know about MMA I learned from esteemed website sherdog.com. Mullin possibly went 3-0 from 11/11/06 to 4/7/07. Looks like his opponents have records of: 12-9, 1-11, and 1-11. https://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Markwayne-Mullin-22106
  5. Dan Campbell went from playing 11 years in the NFL directly to coaching in the NFL the last 14 years. Currently has the Detroit fucking Lions at 7-2 and leading the NFC North. They're 14-4 in their last 18 games. Why would he go coach at aggy now?
  6. Dang Duan! Stop telling err'one our business!
  7. "Defendants’ Motion to Continue Trial, currently set for the two-week period commencing on May 20, 2024, is DENIED WITHOUT PREJUDICE, to be considered at a scheduling conference on March 1, 2024, following the initial set of pre-trial and CIPA steps in this proceeding as outlined below." Reading between the lines it wouldn't be shocking at all that come March the trial gets kicked down the road a bit due to the unique and challenging issues of the case.
  8. It’s because he doesn’t really exist. Have you seen their secondary? Coach BCA is just a Jimbo creation to steal another salary from aggy.
  9. "In my defense, I tens of thousands of exhibits to show just how distracting it is to work here, leading to simple accounting errors. Ex. 1 of 37,185.."
  10. Every 9 months, huh? "Okay ladies. So, you live in Texas, you live in France, you live in Mexico..."
  11. I don't know the man, but if he wants to be a head coach he'd take aggy and it wouldn't be a question. Making $1.9 as a coordinator is great, but more than doubling that as HC at aggy is quite a bit better.
  12. Fisher pledged this week. “… Guys aren’t backing off..... As long as you’re that close in that way and they have that look in their eyes, you can get there. I'm seen the look in a lot of guys' eyes when they're getting close. When they really want to get in there and pound it. It excites me to watch them do her, it, I meant it. You know football.”
  13. "This thing is bigger than my dad. This is big bank business, not a real estate issue. Look at him. Kareem Akbar. He's the head of the Trump Organization. That's right. The educated brother from the bank. He's the real head of the Trump Organization."
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