Everything posted by gernblansten
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Which one of you assholes lost a tiger?
How old was your friend when he realized his mom caught more Rangers' balls in the bedroom than he caught shagging in the outfield?
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chinese space station rocket uncontrolled re-entry tomorrow night
"Dem Chinese dun attacked us 'cause of back when Patton called on us Aggies to whip China after dey bombed pearl harbor and we saved America in WWII. They didn't learn dey lesson when dey tried us again years later when we entered their homeland of Vietnam and won another war for America so now they're dropping bombs on Reveille's grave because it's sacred American land! " - aggy
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Leon decided to run out of time a little early I guess
I'll be banging Kate Beckinsale Next Year
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Tell me about ou
Maybe one of them had their television stolen and they were just trying to find it.
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Is Deshaun Watson Done in Houston?
Watson never touched anyone. It was his rogue penis that kept going around touching hands.
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Shameful guilty pleasures
Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
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Britt Reid
Yeah, I could easily be wrong, but if he's around 200 pounds I think it could be 5-6 beers over the course of a couple hours. To be clear, I'm not defending him in the least. He made decisions and he'll have to live with them. He's obviously driving too fast, but without the disabled vehicle on the roadway he probably gets home just fine. A lot of folks are perfectly fine driving at .113 and the biggest concern is another driver causing in accident and all of a sudden you're in a DUI situation because someone else's actions. I'll say again for the slower ones in our group, I'll say again, I'm not defending him and realize a young girl's life and her family's lives are forever changed.
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Is Deshaun Watson Done in Houston?
My penis has touched my hand countless times and I soldier on in to the office every day.
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Global Entry application
How long ago from application submission until being conditionally approved?
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Is Deshaun Watson Done in Houston?
Sounds like a pretty good defense. "I cannot control this damn penis. It just goes around touching women's hands and ejaculating all over the place. I'm as much a victim as these poor women. I'm sort of like Seymour Krelborn and my penis is Audrey II. It's just out of control and I can't do anything about it."
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Is Deshaun Watson Done in Houston?
I hope the Petition started with "Dear Courthouse, I never thought it would happen to me...."
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VOTER FRAUD!!! Mom rigs Homecoming queen vote for daughter, both go to jail. Guess the state.
That guy could one-up some motherfuckers in the "Stupid Things Wives Do" thread.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I guess she took me up on the suggestion to get some pointers from your mom.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Better than an argument that once occurred at my house. Her: You do not like blow jobs, I've never seen you get one! Me: That's because you won't give me one and since we're married you're my only option. The closest I've ever gotten to not liking blow jobs was decades ago when I got a really toothy one that bruised my junk from my high school girlfriend and it was still glorious. Last year you were having drinks with your friend and you called and asked if I wanted anything on your way home. I said "yes, a blow job when you get home" and you said "okay". I got pissed at you because you came home and didn't give me a blow job! Me: I assure you, I like getting head, it feels good. Her: No, it doesn't. Me: What?!?!?!? Think about what you're doing -- you're arguing with *ME*, a guy with a dick, about whether *I* like it to get sucked by a woman! Have you lost your fucking mind? Why would you be arguing about this? Every guy in the world likes getting head and you'll find that out someday when we get divorced. Narrator: They got divorced a year later.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Radio still works. Funny as that may seem with all this mess, the radio is the only thing that's really working good. And it's clear as a bell, don't ask me how.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Why is Alec Baldwin dressed up like Trump and teaching Eli Manning to fish?
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the trump election lawsuit thread of dominance
It all appears to be pretty similar to me. In a campaign, getting elected is all that matters. In governing, getting re-elected is all that matters.
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Urban Meyer or bust
- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I've never heard of any woman flushing tampons down the toilet. Is your wife 12 years old or something?- Anchorage reporter is displeased with Anchorage mayor
Pretty, pretty good opening sentence for a novel. "WTF is ABC-Fox", he asked with incredulity.- Anchorage reporter is displeased with Anchorage mayor
So, maybe the engagement is off and she's single?- Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Case pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.- Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag
Haynes King's first drive very much resembles the aggy roller coaster, especially skipping the OOC Schedule since it's only conference play: Preseason: 17 yard completion Heisman talk: run for 8 Early "Setback": incompletion Clickity clack up: 4 straight positive runs October: INT- Modern family size
Well, that's convenience, but one of those 10 daughters is going to get left out when they pair up.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I think that's from an artsy movie called Cry Cry Again. The French guy fell off the bike. Oh man, that's precious. - Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
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