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gernblansten

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  1. Exactly. And, if he tries to shut it down the wife will just hit him with: I have a dream that one day, on the hills of Punxsutawney, the groundhog will not see his shadow and we'll have an early spring. Reminding us all that felonious cousin #1 was sprung from prison early. I have a dream that one day on Easter Sunday, all three of my felonious cousins will sleep at our house where they will not be judged by their rap sheets, but by the content of rehabilitated hearts. I have a dream that one day out by the shop, with the felons lips dripping with the nectar of beer and whiskey, will join hands with the non-felons. I have a dream today. I have a dream that come February all tree felons shall be exalted, every probation violation be made clear, the rough prison tattoos made plain, and their crookedness be made straight, and the drunken bitterness of their Father shall be relieved, and all flesh shall see it together.
  2. She should sell "I went to DC on January 6 to MAGA up the place and all I got was this lousy ankle bracelet" t-shirts.
  3. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/38802030/oklahoma-state-coach-mike-gundy-barry-switzer-bob-stoops-end-bedlam Been a lot of posts around here expecting OSU to blast aggy. I have the same hope. But, aggy may only have 55 players, and OSU settled on a QB and Gordon after early season struggles, but those blowout losses to 6-6 South Alabama and 6-6 UCF still happened. OSU is in that no win situation of supposed to win so do so and no one cares, but lose to depleted aggy and it's a disaster.
  4. BAH GAWD!! THAT'S BILLY JOEL'S MUSIC!!!
  5. Apparently. And with this news, I have now committed to Sydney Sweeney.
  6. His initial recruitment was a long road, but the portal trip has been pretty smooth. Just need to avoid any potholes this week.
  7. Well, you don't only need 9 million dollars to get a new wife, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, just got his fourth wife.
  8. I'm sure he'll be around Yousef Gilligan Icabod Franklin Seinfeld
  9. Would you pay more to watch a horse try to mount and ride Donald Trump?
  10. UM couldn't have played more than 2 or 3 top 100 offenses this year, right? I'd like a UM win, but it feels like Saban can hold the run game in check with a month to get ready and I just don't belief in UM's passing game. Feels like an ugly, low scoring game that Bama wins by 10 unless turnovers/defensive or special teams score flips things toward UM.
  11. Sonofabitch. I was qualified for this job and didn’t even know it.
  12. Shockingly, looks like a lot of 7-5 and 8-4 years with 6-6 and 9-3 sprinkled in for the foreseeable future.
  13. Sips are focusing too much on C-Kle's coaching. He knows how to beat tu because he went 3-0 as a player. He excelled in the passing game right off the bat because he completed 100% of his passes his fish year. Bet you didn't know he didn't throw in incompletion until the fourth game of his sophomore year, and it was only one incompletion for that entire game. In 10 games as a sophomore he didn't throw an incompletion in 6 of them! That's the kind of passing game he's bring to C-Stat. Dude ran for 5 TDs against the shorthorns so he knows the running game. Passing. Running. Beating tu. That's what Coll-Kle does in Coll-Stat!!! And if that doesn't sell you on him, it was written in the stars in 2012 baby! 12th man and Johnny Football approved!
  14. Good lord, man. It's just the apocalypse. My list doesn't change at all: Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Alba, Sydney Sweeney, Alexandra Aaddario, and Salma Hayak. First off the bench is Jennifer Connelly if the apocalypse takes one of the others.
  15. Or, the Longhorn got a little wild at the party and they then had to gut it and brand it to take suspicion away from an overdose.
  16. Wait just a fucking minute here. They hired the most impressive person they talked to who would actually take the job? aggy is getting it figured out folks. Look out world, they're hiring the most impressive options now.
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