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gernblansten

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  1. "Hey hubby, this stupid cooler you bought doesn't even work!"
  2. Look Jimbo, everybody knows that you're heightening. It's all over the locker room.
  3. Eh, just one in a million, no big deal.
  4. Dear Diary, the dance was a total disaster. I cried myself to sleep again last night. Mom forced me to wear the back brace and all the school chanted "Aluminum Monster!".
  5. I'd say the only thing left for him to do is legally adopt her kids so he can be financially responsible for them after the divorce.
  6. Mulva...Gipple? Loleola? Oh! Oh! Delores!
  7. Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me. I was buying picture hooks at my local hardware store when....
  8. Dude is pouring Ipecac down is kid's throat.
  9. That's going to lead to a boycott.
  10. I mean, when you put it that way it sounds like aggy be a paranoid cult of idiots. So...
  11. He does all that work and then he still has to bend over?
  12. Before I opened this thread, I felt pretty good about tightening the bathroom door knob with the old screwdriver.
  13. Hey, I'll tell you what. Fisher can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking his head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it? No, what I mean is, Fisher can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking his head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be his bull.
  14. Did Saban just say Kirby and Pruitt learned how to buy players at Bama and now do it just like that at UGA and UT?
  15. It's way to cheap and easy for people to eat crap food.
  16. Jimbo Fisher justified sharing his wife with 3 guys by saying "If I don't share the wife, sexually, younger and stronger men, all the way down to 18 year old men, won't be able to satisfy her." Seriously. That did not happen.#NotSEC #NotSECMediaDays
  17. The world is full of assholes and idiots.
  18. Oh boy. This one is right over the plate.
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