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gernblansten

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  1. "Journal? Is you taking notes on fucking extra marital affairs?"
  2. And, isn’t the trumped up bullshit James “firing for cause” excuse the reason they still owe him part of his contract?
  3. They should bring it back and add one of those punch velocity meters on there. A little voice interaction "that punch was huge". Max profit, I'd head down after church tomorrow at a sinful pace for a little face blast 45 with my fist, a michelada at the mercado and a puffy taco or two. If you’re famous they just let you grab the puffy taco.
  4. I'm not that well versed in many things. Does that mean 18% think Trump is shitting his pants or 18% of those polled wear the same undergarments as Trump? Do 61% think he won't change his depends if he shits his pants over the indictment?
  5. It'd be much more entertaining if it were this Bill...
  6. You can fry an egg out there on the city sidewalk You can fry your bacon and and and and I understand why lizards live in sunny Arizona Why people do and call it home I'll never understand
  7. I hope not. It's okay for things to end. A story was told and Ted can continue touching lives and we don't need to see it.
  8. If not yet submitted, I’d nominate a German Schnitzel sandwich. Pork, if it needs to be specified.
  9. Trump got you and the election ain't even his!
  10. Little known fact, Bland Taste Women Make Healthy Food Suck was Steve Wariner's original song, but the label didn't think it'd get radio play so it was retooled and re-titled.
  11. Or hit more MLB home runs than Mickey Mantle.
  12. Stop focusing on the defenses. aggy would have lost a few Big 12 games 48-45.
  13. Anonymous one night stand? Nope, never heard of such. Just impossible. Hollywood just making up crazy nonsense now.
  14. Trump: Rudy, is this true? You called her "daughter" during sex? Where'd you come up with that? Rudy:
  15. She needs to send a letter stating: "Failure to timely issue me a citation is considered an admission that you cannot prove I was driving that vehicle on that day, at that time, at that location as set forth in Chapter I've Slept Since Then, Article I've Drank to Excess Since Then, Too of the Niece's Piss Off You School Bus Folks Code."
  16. And everything dies, baby, that's a fact But maybe everything that dies someday comes back. - The Boss
  17. Chapter one would be the most magical book chapter of all time, followed up by nothing but disappointing chapters.
  18. Santos: "Did you say Andrew Olson? With an O? It's Andrew Golson, with a G. G-o-lson."
  19. <Santos exiting building after bonding out> Press: Congressman, what were you thinking when the officers took you into custody? Santos: You think officers took me into custody? Press: We saw the officers. Santos: Who, those guys? Oh, no, they're waiters. No, I was just ordering in. They're jail waiters. I was ordering some fish for you guys. Press: They took your order? Santos: They took my order, yeah. Jail waiters. You understand, don't you, Press? Press: Sure, we understand. Do you think the public will buy it? Santos: Good talk, Press.
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