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gernblansten

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  1. Okay, kids, listen up. It’s very important to choose your clients carefully in this business. Now, a little multiple choice test. Which client is most likely to get you sent to prison: A. Pedophile musician who’ll piss on kids B. Bi-polar Hitler loving rapper C. Weed cartel D. Former President of the United Statea
  2. I want to thank you for the recommendation. Last weekend I did the tasting menu: Polpo spagnolo: crispy spanish octopus, eggplant caponata, pine nuts, red pepper coulis, purple mizuna Agnolotti del plin: piemontese pinches of pasta filled with ground veal, sage brown butter, parmigiano-reggiano Anatra di barolo: barolo-style braised duck, kalamata olives, seasonal vegetables, roasted garlic potatoes Granita di pesche: palisade peach granita, vanilla crema, cardamom meringues Instead of doing the wine pairings, I just had a glass of Barbaresco Riserva ‘Basarin’ Punset 2014 Piemonte and Barolo Riserva ‘Bricco Fiasco’ Azelia 2013 Piemonte. The wine was delicious. The food quite good. The octopus was the star. The pasta was very good, but quite small serving even for a tasting menu. The duck was good, but nothing special. Peach desert very refreshing. Overall a relaxing 2 hour meal. I will say, the main dining area was very loud. Glad to be in the smaller room off the main.
  3. Mt. Joy at Red Rocks last Friday. Was surprised to see an aggy in his finely pressed aTm PGF fishing shirt along with his overall wearing girlfriend.
  4. IMMA: What the hell is happening in here? gern: Well, cruiser wants to send a .50 caliber to Ukraine, but painting it burnt orange might not be practical, and maybe just sending cash directly to a sniper is more efficient, but then we lose the vanity part of the project, we might send some patches instead to really get them excited to kill some commies, but we need a cartoon dick drawer to get on board, and instead maybe some surly leftover cups or stickers are better, possibly some ammo, so basically nobody knows what to get Andriy and Mykhailo to help win the war- there's a whole lotta shit we're trying to deal with -- IMMA: Oh, I thought there was a problem. Okay, well, uh… candlesticks always make a nice war weapon, and uh, maybe you could find out where their stronghold is and maybe we can get a RV and road-trip to deliver a sex tent or maybe a fake McRib. Okay, let’s get both! Go get ‘em!
  5. $53 tab. $100 bill placed on ticket. Waitress: “Do you want any change back on this?”
  6. Fake Elector: "Hey, son, I've got a bit of a problem." Son: "Another scam call about your computer having a problem and you gave that stranger remote access to your computer again? Give your SSN to the "bank" when they called to verify your account? Sent more funds to the Nigerian prince?" Fake Elector: "No, just signed some papers trying to overthrow the government. Maybe stop by on your lunch hour and you can fix it."
  7. One of the main factors in the 100 year decision was we had a gentlemen's agreement that SEC Media Day would be in Trinity after we played 12 seasons in the SEC! It's a slap in the face to the 12th man to now kneel down to the sips and shift to Dallas! /aggy
  8. Obviously, Sapporo taking down America's oldest craft brewery was the long play payback for Hiroshima.
  9. I anticipate you'll have SomeRagrets.
  10. Mobile order this morning and showed up at appointed time, walked in and still waited 13 minutes. Ate my delicious sausage, egg, American on JCB on the drive home. It was glorious. Opened the JCB with sausage, egg, Monterey with grilled jalapeños and the sausage was absent. <They fuck you in the drive thru gif>
  11. I'm generally on board with the majority of your takes, but that take is something you'd normally see out of aggy.
  12. aggy: "Leon was shaken up and had to exit the field, leading to his team being short handed. Being the true ag that he is, he went into the stands to find the 12th man for his team!" Sane person: "It's arena ball. Do you mean 9th man?" aggy: "where's the emergency looch phone?"
  13. If I were writing an article, it would be a think piece about a mid level show idea that hit big at the right time and was magic then struggling with its own limitations in the harsh face of stardom.
  14. Served on a loaf of garlic bread.
  15. Today, Ponyboy can stay golden and be admitted to Harvard.
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