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gernblansten

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  1. Or hit more MLB home runs than Mickey Mantle.
  2. Stop focusing on the defenses. aggy would have lost a few Big 12 games 48-45.
  3. Anonymous one night stand? Nope, never heard of such. Just impossible. Hollywood just making up crazy nonsense now.
  4. Trump: Rudy, is this true? You called her "daughter" during sex? Where'd you come up with that? Rudy:
  5. She needs to send a letter stating: "Failure to timely issue me a citation is considered an admission that you cannot prove I was driving that vehicle on that day, at that time, at that location as set forth in Chapter I've Slept Since Then, Article I've Drank to Excess Since Then, Too of the Niece's Piss Off You School Bus Folks Code."
  6. And everything dies, baby, that's a fact But maybe everything that dies someday comes back. - The Boss
  7. Chapter one would be the most magical book chapter of all time, followed up by nothing but disappointing chapters.
  8. Santos: "Did you say Andrew Olson? With an O? It's Andrew Golson, with a G. G-o-lson."
  9. <Santos exiting building after bonding out> Press: Congressman, what were you thinking when the officers took you into custody? Santos: You think officers took me into custody? Press: We saw the officers. Santos: Who, those guys? Oh, no, they're waiters. No, I was just ordering in. They're jail waiters. I was ordering some fish for you guys. Press: They took your order? Santos: They took my order, yeah. Jail waiters. You understand, don't you, Press? Press: Sure, we understand. Do you think the public will buy it? Santos: Good talk, Press.
  10. Yeah, like a restaurant hostess would start banging a guy after he became a professionally and financially successful public figure. Would never happen. The eternal magic of season 1 of which you're so fond was grounded in the unwavering positivity of Ted Lasso. Yet, you're surprised that people who have spent extended time with Ted Lasso have shed some negative attributes and now exhibit positive attributes.
  11. What's the "fallacy" in "if you’re good, the NFL will find you”. Unless I heard Pate wrong, at 3:00 doesn't he literally say it's true that the NFL will find you if you can play? His oddly stated position seems to be if you're the same player a both schools you'll get drafted higher from Georgia than McNeese State and therefore you'll make more money so you should go to the big schools.
  12. 8 years from the finale to this is way too long. Hope next one’s coming faster.
  13. "10-3 is always a solid to good year." In shocking news, aggy has 1 10+ win season in the last 24 years, and 2 in the last 28 years.
  14. Still alive? Not only is he still alive, that motherfucker got rice cooking in the microwave, got a three day beard he don't plan to shave, it's a goofy thing but he's just gotta say, hey, he's doing alright...
  15. This thread is a wealth of information. Pretty well covers what to see in London and see in France, just misses seeing underpants.
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