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gernblansten

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  1. KSU-38 U-31 KSU runs 79 plays, long of 36
  2. I think they're ruining the chance for Oscars with that release date.
  3. I bet they open up his private bathroom to the entire university.
  4. "DNA? Never met it. Never even heard of it."
  5. UT- 38 OSU- 21 23 receptions for 284
  6. UT-34 OU-28 213
  7. UT-35 WVU-38 199 yards
  8. I feel like this is similar to Rocky IV when Duke is telling Rocky what it's going to take to beat Drago. If Tony Burton were alive and could deliver this message it could change history.
  9. UT-27 TT-21 193
  10. Ray's Pizza? Is it Famous Ray's or Original Ray's? Maybe Original Famous Ray's?
  11. Trump in public: I declassified all those documents. Court: okay, do I understand correctly Trump declassified the documents? Trump attorney: I don't believe we've taken that position. Court: okay, so Trump didn't declassify the documents? Trump attorney: I don't believe we've taken that position. Trump from outside the courthouse: This is all dumb. Deep state. I declassified all the documents. I did it better than anyone in history. I perfectly declassified them. Beautifully. Court: okay. So, you're not taking a position on whether Trump declassified any documents? Trump attorney: I don't believe we've taken that position. Our position is Presidents have wide latitude to declassify documents. Court: Yeah. So did he declassify them or not? Trump attorney: I need to use the bathroom. Can I be excused?
  12. You should wear it openly while wondering around campus: "Hello, oops, I mean Howdy. I'm so happy to be here to watch my Mountaineers take on the Fight' Aggies. Been looking forward to it since it was scheduled. Just arrived from up on Canada where I've been working. Can't get any news up in that great wilderness. Couldn't wait to get here for the game. I know we can't win, but we'll play with pride in this wonderful mecca at Kyle Field, which I can't seem to locate. Could you please help me find the stadium? I asked some Miami fans and they didn't know. Didn't strike me as weird to see Miami fans here because I know scores of fans from all teams pilgrimage here weekly. I'd offer to name my first born Reveille in exchange for directions, but too late friendo, young Reveille is already in the first grade. So, a little help?"
  13. UT-34 UTSA-21 UTSA total yards 313
  14. Bama - 47 UT - 17 Ewers 184
  15. Last seen with Jack Burton.
  16. How about you dance motherfucker!
  17. gernblansten

    Amanda Shires

    The video isn't bad at all with the sound off.
  18. You can't get monkeypox from a toilet seat. However, like gonorrhea, you can get it from riding a tractor in your bathing suit.
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