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gernblansten

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  1. I guess she took me up on the suggestion to get some pointers from your mom.
  2. Better than an argument that once occurred at my house. Her: You do not like blow jobs, I've never seen you get one! Me: That's because you won't give me one and since we're married you're my only option. The closest I've ever gotten to not liking blow jobs was decades ago when I got a really toothy one that bruised my junk from my high school girlfriend and it was still glorious. Last year you were having drinks with your friend and you called and asked if I wanted anything on your way home. I said "yes, a blow job when you get home" and you said "okay". I got pissed at you because you came home and didn't give me a blow job! Me: I assure you, I like getting head, it feels good. Her: No, it doesn't. Me: What?!?!?!? Think about what you're doing -- you're arguing with *ME*, a guy with a dick, about whether *I* like it to get sucked by a woman! Have you lost your fucking mind? Why would you be arguing about this? Every guy in the world likes getting head and you'll find that out someday when we get divorced. Narrator: They got divorced a year later.
  3. Radio still works. Funny as that may seem with all this mess, the radio is the only thing that's really working good. And it's clear as a bell, don't ask me how.
  4. Why is Alec Baldwin dressed up like Trump and teaching Eli Manning to fish?
  5. It all appears to be pretty similar to me. In a campaign, getting elected is all that matters. In governing, getting re-elected is all that matters.
  6. I've never heard of any woman flushing tampons down the toilet. Is your wife 12 years old or something?
  7. Pretty, pretty good opening sentence for a novel. "WTF is ABC-Fox", he asked with incredulity.
  8. So, maybe the engagement is off and she's single?
  9. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Case pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
  10. Haynes King's first drive very much resembles the aggy roller coaster, especially skipping the OOC Schedule since it's only conference play: Preseason: 17 yard completion Heisman talk: run for 8 Early "Setback": incompletion Clickity clack up: 4 straight positive runs October: INT
  11. Well, that's convenience, but one of those 10 daughters is going to get left out when they pair up.
  12. I think that's from an artsy movie called Cry Cry Again. The French guy fell off the bike. Oh man, that's precious.
  13. DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!!!!!
  14. I was traveling to the corner of Rational and Reasonable, but obviously made a wrong turn.
  15. It seems unrealistic to predict any games beyond a week this season, and even that is a crapshoot because you don't know when someone's starting QB may test positive the day before a game or how many players will be out.
  16. With the Covid and all, do Vandy fans have to actual attend the game or can they just send e-mails about how life changing the experience was to be greeted and hosted by the best fans in the world at the best stadium in the universe?
  17. That sucks about your cousin. Is your point that the bar owner went and got her money from the Supervisor because she knew if she went to the Sheriff the Border Patrol would have caused her many future problems and she would've likely lost her business for making waves? If so, is that the silence is collusion I've been hearing about? She kept quiet, got her money, and asshole who abuse authority get to keep doing so?
  18. I'm just going to pretend the border patrol guys got fired, even though I'm sure they didn't, so I don't have to think poorly of your friend.
  19. Thank you for your response. I thought I had a pretty good handle on the concept, and your interpretation confirmed it. I still don't understand why you posted in response to the below post. I appreciate the communication and believe actual discussion and attempts to understand someone's thinking is much more productive then just disregarding people or assigning labels to them. Do you think Hate, or anyone really, is a silent racist if they don't think protestors shouting down people at a restaurant or blocking traffic and banging on cars is a reasonable form of protest?
  20. I'll ask again because I'm sincere and curious. Have you considered running for office to fix the problems? I've read a lot of your posts and I believe in them at various points you've identified the problems and the way to fix them. Others don't see the problem; still more don't know how to fix them.
  21. [aggy] SEC WEST specifically stupid sip!!!! The SEC East is just barely better than the AFC East!!!! [aggy]
  22. Oh, my. You don't even see it do you.
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