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gernblansten

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  1. The pig says "My wife is a slut"?
  2. I had a good time Des Moines. El Bait Shop sheer number of taps can make it difficult choosing beers. It's like having 300 channels of television and not knowing what to watch because it takes so long to figure out what's on. Best to go in with a plan on what you want to drink. Obviously, hit the High Life Lounge and enjoyed the vibe. If you go to one, you have to go to the other. The Continental was okay for drinks. Enjoyed Royal Mile a couple times. Both the pork sandwich and another big sandwich that seemed liked it had corned beef, bacon, turkey, ham, swiss, and who knows what else. The Breakfast Club was a good breakfast with bloody marys. Both Confluence and 515 were both worth hitting up.
  3. "It's little known, but I was actually born in West Germany where I spent my days building models and attending private school with my brother Simon before moving to America and changing my name to George Santos."
  4. The Pope and Raquel Welch are stranded on a life boat. They're out on the ocean and, yada yada yada, she says, "Those aren't buoys".
  5. Lunch Lady Serves Up Some Ass to a Student
  6. Oh, what a night
  7. I hear beer joint but I see White Claw and Ultra.
  8. Yowzers, at the 16 second mark.
  9. You think Mahomes is currently a top 3, 5, or 10 QB in the history of the NFL. I think it's too early to place him there. If you want to keep posting about the second half of last night's game, feel free.
  10. You might want to step back and consider that in response to my post opining only 5 years into a career is too early to put Mahomes in the top 3, 5, or 10 QBs in the entire history of the NFL, that you focused solely on one half of one football game that occurred last night.
  11. He's currently the best, or one of the best, passers in a pass happy league that gives offenses every advantage and bubble wraps QBs. Seems premature to put him in the top 3, 5 or 10 all time after 5 years. IMHO, seemingly disrespects a number of past QBs and the NFL in which they played. He's a great player. His place in history is still to be determined.
  12. Unless it's a non-playoff football game they lose; they don't want to win those because they don't want to be there.
  13. Yeah, instead of going to the team immediately after they lost the finals, he waited a year to go to the team that lost in the finals. Sharp move, KD.
  14. It sucks, but you can power through. On a side note, your last name Costanza?
  15. Even young Eddie Van Halen was always a rebel.
  16. Trump: Wait, you're susceptible to scams? Let me tell you a little about how you can help me Make America Great Again for a very small, most people say the smallest, little bit of money. I can then follow up with you in 30 days on how just a little bit more can help me Save America.
  17. The Bogata girls, they wear them cut-off britches And then skinny little halters and they're second cousins to me Man, I dont care, I want to get between them With a great big 'ol hard-on Like an ol' Bodark fencepost That you can hang a pipe rail gate from Do some sister twisters till the cows come home And we'll be having us a time
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