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gernblansten

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  1. He didn't say which country? Maybe he's just out in the middle of nowhere?
  2. "So, you heard a loud pop and he was smoked?
  3. "Leon can't even cover a single TE on our roster. We have to find a way to give him some confidence. Any ideas?"
  4. I once moved in with a girl I was dating because I needed a place to live. I wish I would've known I could just join a cult.
  5. I would understand your reluctance, but I think it'd be helpful to know what the girlfriend told you that has you feeling the way you feel.
  6. He's too, uh, busy, to post right now.
  7. Does this story continue in the Getting Laid 2020 thread?
  8. Just imagine if someone pointed out how many people have tripped and fallen at Notre Dame Cathedral over the years. Sure, the Cathedral would claim those people made decisions to put themselves in a situation and readily wanted to walk around, but that joint was old and wrought with hidden dangers.
  9. I suppose he could be thinking like an NFL QB and considering the score, the time remaining, should you go for two, etc etc, you know, kinda like that old guy standing next to him who didn't immediately explode in celebration.
  10. This isn't the first time a worn out cooch has ruined things, but it is the worst time.
  11. Is Al Cowlings on the scene yet?
  12. "Fatheree" sounds like an Asian addressing a priest.
  13. Jerry, in his mind: "I think that ginger ale at the concession stand is just Coke and Sprite mixed together. How can I prove it? Ah! Can't, dammit." Jason, coming in Jerry's office: "Hey, Boss." Jerry: "What? J-Jason, what are you doin' here? I ended your employment, twice." Jason: "Jerry, you didn't mean that. That was just a fight." Jerry: "Why does it only seem like I'm the only one working at this firing?!?" Jason: "Jerry, I listened to your arguments, and they were rambling and flimsy. I'm not convinced. Come on, get dressed and let's go over the draft." Jerry: "All right."
  14. All Japanese auto executives are keenly aware of the Oishi Kazuhiro ribbons of shame incident and are always prepared to flee the country to avoid said treatment.
  15. He just needed more cow bell.
  16. It's like he's dreamin' about Gorgonzola when it's clearly Bre time, baby.
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