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JesusSweatDuck

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  1. To be fair, they probably do a lot of 12 oz. curls as well.
  2. Since they found several guns in his room that kid is toast.
  3. I believe the lawyer's son is on the team
  4. https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/lsu-freshman-rb-jt-lindsey-arrested-on-felony-accessory-charge/119668609/page-3/
  5. @closetojumpinglet me know when you want the jersey
  6. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3551779 Here's a sample of some of the comments on the free side
  7. @closetojumpingI'll go ahead and order this for you and you can wear it after Alan Jackson hits 750 yards receiving
  8. Dude would die of a coronary 2 blocks into that walk.
  9. Alamo Drafthouse used to do a screening where you would float on a tube in Lake Travis and watch Jaws. Fucking terrifying.
  10. Haha, that's where it started. I couldn't laugh because he'd get mad but it was hilarious
  11. Similar story but different angle. My dad is a very conservative christian bible beater (think Footloose level crazy). He took us to from From Dusk Til Dawn (Rodriguez and Tarantino) thinking it was a simple vampire flick. He didn't pay attention to the rating for some reason. The opening scene is shot in a strip club where all the strippers turn into vampires. I'm still to this day shocked he didn't drag me and my brother out of the theater right there. I don't know what was more entertaining, the boobs or seeing my dad be as uncomfortable as he was. I'll never forget the look on his face.
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