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Bill Brasky

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  1. and Dallas gave up a 4th for that spare fuck from Carolina
  2. I would say Talladega, but it may ruin all your future Nascar experiences at other places because Talladega is fucking insane for the partying there.
  3. I thought it was much better with the shorter layout today, although it was a hot sumbitch in the bleachers in turn 12. coming out of the shortcut into the stadium section was plenty of action
  4. plenty of free parking, just adjust which direction you are coming in from based on where you are sitting. my group will be in turn 1 so we will come in from the east but we don't even really have to do that. if you are coming in on 130 then 2 hours before race start is plenty of time. come earlier if you want to see more prerace activity or walk around to the merchandise trailers and booths. Nascar is not nearly the parking clusterfuck that F1 is.
  5. Saturday and Sunday I will be there
  6. I was not aware there was a Congolese Mennonite community
  7. on vet trip a couple of summers ago my dog was sitting on my lap in the lobby and shit all over me. there was a lady in the lobby that was kind enough to get me a lot of paper towels and get some of them wet so I could clean up a little
  8. Give your balls a tug
  9. 16 for K.C. and that's just Andy Reid's son
  10. never saw any of the Godfather movies never saw any of the Marvel or DC movies except for Guardians of the Galaxy and the first Spiderman never saw any of the Lord of the Rings never saw anything animated except South Park and Beavis and Butthead never saw any of the James Bond movies with Daniel Craig never saw any musical with the singing and dancing bullshit never saw Fight Club, Interstellar, The Green Mile
  11. fighting over the last copy of The Financial Times at Hudson News
  12. At a football tailgate some of the food and drinks got the best of me and I had to shit and there was no holding it in until I got into the stadium, so I was forced to use the port-a-johns. After waiting in the 30+ deep line at the row of shitters I finally got my turn and it was pretty explosive and not very clean. With the subpar toilet paper it took 8 or 9 wipes to get the job done. Just as I am standing up to pull my pants back up this fat bitch pulls on the door so hard that it opens up (even with the little dial turned to occupied) and there I was in front of the crowd exposing myself to everyone because some tub of lard was impatient.
  13. That lucky fuck Binnington
  14. not a big shocker, but Zack Martin retired
  15. it's been 10+ years, but yeah at that time it was a damned good burger
  16. I get that this is the social media world we live in, but goddammit if you are healthy enough to take a video then you are healthy enough to help fellow passengers off the plane
  17. I want to see fur, and early morning dew
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