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DaggerHorns

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  1. Time bracketing. Cool!
  2. What’s changed? My impression and interest for signing day. It doesn’t matter how highly rated our athletes are. We just got beat by a walk on. Texas is where talent comes to die.
  3. I’m still drunk and my girl started putting up the Xmas tree. Fuck my entire lyfe.
  4. Doubtful. This may be why they were raised so poorly.
  5. Our entire team and staff stays in the locker room after halftime. Have you played a team like this yet?
  6. Jesus, what a horrible plan. Let me simplify it for you. 1) we’re Texas 2) look at all this pussy we have on campus, wanna come here? 3) what kind of car do you want? 4) Austin or some other shithole?
  7. I’ve been placing my balls in my door hinge and repeatedly slamming the door so the loss doesn’t hurt as bad as my bean bag.
  8. What a badass! Now I get to tell my friends, “there’s this guy on this message board and he liked Traylor, like awhile ago.” All my friends are going to freak out and blow me just for hearing you on a message board.
  9. 7 wins? Yeah right
  10. Culture of 5 star egos.
  11. You don’t have to pretend….
  12. He’s always been a fan of tube steak or little meat sicles.
  13. This is uncharacteristic as we usually have this discussion in early November. We always discuss the Rubik’s cube of 7 other teams and the exact shit they have to do for us to be in the championship conversation. It’s always a fun talk, then we end up fucking it up on something as little as making an extra point against a basketball school.
  14. I keep thinking about how big of a piece of shit the parents are but I keep reminding myself they raised a murderer and I shouldn’t expect too much out of them.
  15. https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/10/20/us/brian-laundrie-update-gabby-petito/index.html Here we go!
  16. Think about how much of your life you’ve spent on a football message board. These aren’t chicks you’re talking about.
  17. Sanders is dog shit. Our defense got bent over and banged like a cheap screen door on a double wide in Stillwater during a tornado.
  18. Dammit. I thought the thread title said ‘Texas Longhorns’ instead of ‘Washington St’ Carry on.
  19. Like, one is an accident and the other is completely on purpose. That would be different.
  20. You completely blacked out and forgot you were posting on surlyhorns
  21. Fatterson is such a fucking pussy. He always runs his mouth about something that doesn’t bounce his way.
  22. Jesus, this is beautiful.
  23. Daaaayuuum!!! What a weekend bender!!!
  24. Agreed, it’s almost as if he would kill a meaningless radio announcer.
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