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TexLonghorn

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  1. Or as they say in Japan:
  2. "Where's my favorite dictator?" Spolier: He was already in the room the whole time
  3. EMAW, why you only report part of the story? Oh yeah, because you have no integrity. I guess it's impossible that people were there to protest the other speakers? Or maybe people were indeed protesting Davis, but not because he converted a few klan members into non-klan members, but because of his defense of Richard Preston?
  4. Not for the animal lovers... From Mouse Yelp: Whataburger, Bastrop, TX. Was a nice place at first, great amenities and a lot of room. Plenty of food. Then other guests started yelling at me, and turns out the swimming pool is actually a vat of boiling hot grease. Where are the 'No Diving' signs? I'm FRIED! Everyone got their money back but me?! 1 Star.
  5. And the framed magazine covers are all sun-bleached or something?? They look like they were printed from home, ignoring the low ink warnings. For reference:
  6. Who knew? Thousands of dick pics can be arranged and combined to make just one overall dick:
  7. Do these people even check? I mean... if SNOPES said it was true... well, I mean IF Snopes said it was true... Oh wait, that's right, Snopes says it's false... https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-trump-end-obamas-vacation-scam/
  8. A mosaic of Donald Trump made out of thousands of dick pics: And an image of Donald Trump made out of just one single dick pic:
  9. Trump representin' at the G7 climate change summit! WH put out some crap about not being able to attend because he was meeting with Germany and India. That's Angela Merkel on the right, and India's Narendi Modi is just off-photo on the other side of Merkel. Weird that both of them could make the meeting...
  10. Oh, sorry, sorry - meme thread, right...
  11. Weird - I thought the Republican view was that celebrities should stay out of talking politics. Unless you're Kid Rock or Tim Allen, of course. Historical footage of Clint Eastwood directly addressing everybody who cares what he has to say:
  12. Denmark would also get to claim 50% of our Olympic medals at next year's Olympics in any sports they choose, and for the period of no less than one calendar year, we would have to use the Danish name for our country - Amerikas Forenede Stater.
  13. EMAWesome is not a poster of integrity ......................................................honesty ......................................................intelligence So says the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Go Back To Shaggy
  14. I want Canada to say they want to buy Minnesota or Mexico to say they want to buy Arizona just to see how Trump would react.
  15. This star of society makes his claim to modern woke-ness: "I shared my yard with a colored guy... I grew up in the east - we grew up with... people."" Sings: "My milkshake brings all the ...people... to my yard..."
  16. Jesus. This thread : EMAW :: Cloak Room : 8badmofo31
  17. "You see all these pictures online. They have Obama. Obama! And Bill Clinton, who I'll tell you was the worst president. Just the worst. And a terrible guy, always wanted me to support him, but I only did because I had to. I had to, right? People would tell me I had to support him because things would happen if I didn't. You don't want things to happen, but things happen and I'll tell you, things really happened with Ol' Bill, right? But I like to make my own things happen. Anyway, you see these pictures. And these guys are supposed to be healing our nation after these terrible tragedies. Tragedies that happened much more often under their terms than mine, believe me. And I'm seeing these pictures, and these people aren't healed! Everyone's crying and sad, and Obama is right there not helping anything. He was there to heal, and this woman's all crying. Crying, right? Like he's hurting her, and I'm saying, "You're there to heal, why not done? Why not done?" Now, you look at the pictures of me. I went to Akron, Ohio, on Monday. Akron - great people there, they love me and they love Ohio, believe me. OH-HI-OH, they say! And they were so supportive of me and the tragedy that happened in Dayton, Ohio. Great crowds to see me. And I'm there in Dayton, and Bing Bing Boom! They're healed! "You have done more for me and for our city and state and country, than any doctor ever could! Thank you, Mr. Trump!," they said. I go there and I get it done, and everyone is happy in the pictures because they... People tell me it was the most important event to ever happen in Dayton, me being there. I don't even like to say it, but I hear everyone was saying it."
  18. @1:17 - He sells his patrolling with this gem: "I'll pretty much, ah, stay within Constitutional bounds when I'm doing this." "Pretty much"? He set a very low bar as his standard, and STILL couldn't stay above it...
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