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TexLonghorn

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  1. 1. "...Congresswomen, who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all)" 2. The Congresswomen originally come mostly from the country of the United States of America 3. Ergo, the current United States of America government is a catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt, and inept anywhere in the world? Every accusation is a confession.
  2. This is 100% correct. They were fun in the early seasons, but they're such a stretch nowadays that they are almost unwatchable. This season's been kinda underwhelming for me too, really - way too many bots burning out and just sitting immobile for the countdown loss each week. Tonight's Hydra vs War Hawk totally paid off though! And the last-second flip of War Stop!
  3. Faruq: "You may think you're tough, and that you have the right stuff. But you're about to be stuffed, 'cause he's here to call your bluff! Man, you're just not enough... It's... GRUFF!" Crowd:
  4. Bee Best?
  5. During a flurry of excuses, the dotard: "I knew the speech very well, so I was able to do it without a teleprompter."
  6. So was it a troll from the Muppets that instead of having Kermit and Miss Piggy, they had gay couple Bert & Ernie (in matching hats, no less!) and the turquoise Rosita, a Spanish-speaking immigrant from Mexico?
  7. "Hey you! Yo mister! You gotta dollar? Give me a dollar!"
  8. Australian spider: 1 Australian possum: 0
  9. Yeah, but did they vote for Obama? We really need to know before we judge their actions...
  10. It's easy to make anything current look bad by comparing it only to the most fondly remembered and most time-enduring entertainment entries of the past. Why should we be comparing modern dance music to the best songs of the Beatles? Why not to the deep and meaningful soul-searching lyrics provided by the 1910 Fruitgum Company's 'Simon Says'? #4 in 1967: And don't forget - not even everything the Beatles touched was golden. I submit 'Revolution 9'. How does this match up to the tiny clip of Snoop Dogg talking? At least Snoop didn't drag on for over 8 minutes...: And then movies! So terrible nowadays! Jurassic World was so much worse than the masterpiece Jurassic Park!! Though here is part of Roger Ebert's review of Jurassic Park at the time of its release, which he called a "standard monster movie": Every era has good entertainment additions and crap ones. This guy takes an easy way out and compares the worst current stuff to the best past stuff.
  11. Yeah, something must have happened at the last two or three years of the Obama administration where he was not getting judges... I sure wish any of us could remember what that was...
  12. He was just passing on information from his Cabinet. Well, from Secretary Fox, anyway:
  13. No, this has to be intentional. I can only assume it was meant to make Trump look tall and in shape, and in some pictures it works. Take this photo. Of course, the Queen is pretty short herself at 5'4", but just looking at Trump, he looks tall (exaggerated by the long white vest/short jacket, as if "Hey, I got the same jacket as everyone else, but it just doesn't extend as far down on me.") and he looks pretty in shape because the sides of the black jacket against the long white vest give an illusion of a trim waistline. It can't fix the baby hands, though, which barely extend out of the sleeve cuffs. But the illusion gets busted and starts to look ridiculous when you have a more reasonable point of comparison, like in the photo you posted here. Given where Trump is standing, he's the shortest in the room, so your eye then processes the jacket differently - he can't be taller, the vests appear to be the same length (if anything, Trump's is shorter), and you can compare the jackets, which for Trump is ridiculously short... like kid-sized. Or, like the hands again, maybe even baby-sized.: And then you get this angle, where the shorter jacket doesn't block your eye from seeing the whole vest, so you can see just how fat this dude really is. So much so, that you wonder if he "sucks it in" on these other pictures... Again though - WTF with the long cuffs? It just emphasizes the baby hands.
  14. And... we have a winner in the "Guess Trump's Weight" contest!
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