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StassneyHorn

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Everything posted by StassneyHorn

  1. Will probably get some nice tail livin in Kuala Lumpur. L-I-V-I-N
  2. You don’t get to have it both ways
  3. It’s been awhile since I’ve been in town, but where do new divorcees go? The W? Steiner Ranch?
  4. I’d watch yer butthole if @Horns99 happens to meet you in person the next couple of months.
  5. He very clearly shows he understands that through his own quote. I ve never listened to his podcast so me being his ilk is of no concern.
  6. Pointing out a hypocritical post is not white knighting but do you bubba.
  7. Joe Rogan being surprised they went after construction workers and gardeners shows exactly how he doesn’t think all immigrants are murderers or criminals
  8. April 9th was 75,000. Three months later it is back up 36,500 to 111,500. I want the volatility. Give me the volatility.
  9. Had one of these yesterday. Great taste and dare I say this is my preferred way of indulging.No dry mouth, no coughing. Was $7 retail (Chicago bleh). Way cheaper than drinking alcohol,plus it should help with the beer belly since you only need one and it took the edge off. I’d drop these off in every Republican office in the Capitol extension if I could.
  10. no thats the definition of Art of the Deal
  11. DJT got the world’s richest man to be the cover boy of all the unpopular cuts he made with DOGE and still gets to publicly humiliate him. Whether you like it or not, that’s Art of the Deal
  12. Could have been avoided
  13. Just want to add, in the Humans vs Alligators death series, I believe humans are an undisputed 416473726 wins- 100 losses
  14. They literally just did a “poor-off.” Were you lucky and skipped over it?
  15. Nope
  16. Quick someone post the cookie mate picture
  17. You literally negged 10+ posts and are now crying about neggers
  18. Literally telling on yourself.
  19. No they were lifelong New Yorkers then retired. Just like him.
  20. Aladdin’s castle taught you real life lessons like if you take the tickets given to you, and slowly and gently tug on the sides, your returns will compound. Aladdins castle taught me how to steal
  21. If Capitalism was real we’d get a 5% discount for self checkout
  22. Security guards and bounty hunters
  23. The man posted literally nothing about pre 2016
  24. Proving my point
  25. Don’t you dare jfc me, the logic applies.
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