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StassneyHorn

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  1. His signature win against OU he turtled. Dicker bailed him out, then everyone nutted about “Take the loss pussy”
  2. Sam Ehlinger finished his career with a 3.4 ypc average. There’s a reason he was a broke-ass version of Tebow
  3. Youre having a debate that only alcoholics are agreeing with
  4. Yea it’s a cylinder alright
  5. Because he wasn’t good, fumbled all the time, and takes forever to throw.
  6. I could eat a hot pocket in the amount of time it takes Sam Ehlinger to unload a throw. The everse spin for a 15 yard loss or fb lead for a fumble would be the ranch.
  7. Yes it was. Don’t be embarrassing longing for an 7-5, 8-4 H back
  8. This is not neg worthy @USNALonghornthe two fakes draw the LBs and safeties to different halves of the field for the TE to go up the middle.
  9. The revisionist history on Ehlinger is fucking wild. The only man that could possibly reverse spin slower than QE or fumble at a more inopportune time
  10. He has two guys in front of him and has no view. TE is the 1st option
  11. This play is designed for the covered TE
  12. And the WR picked up the load
  13. These two were low energy playcalls and deserve mocking
  14. Can it be any worse than Quinn against Georgia twice?? Absolutely it fucking can. Big girl areolas made you blind. The team has hardware and new shirts if Bert makes his make-able kicks
  15. Do you think what Manning did against Louisiana directional and Miss state translates to to success against top 10 teams? Just say it so we can fucking laugh
  16. Jesus watches futbol
  17. Sid Miller must drink raw milk after he blazes
  18. Georgia had exactly one drive of more than 36 yards to score. Don’t turn the ball over. At least don’t turn the ball over in the first quarter and play from behind.
  19. I had the Fritos pulled out and next to the shredded cheese and cornbread, then the smell of the cornbread made me forget. Made the bottom layer cornbread, sprinkled the cheese over the hot cornbread, then dumped the chili. Perfection. Fuck it, I’m gonna annihilate the leftovers early.
  20. Sanders, if still here, would have better stats than Helm this year.
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