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Matuka

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  1. Trevor has been skipping leg day
  2. hits close to home; been to the Santa Rosa Roundup a couple of times and hunted on the Waggoner Ranch once.
  3. It will end in April when it warms up, at least that’s what President Cheeto said. And he’s an expert!
  4. I was expecting a few beach pics with slutty coeds...disappointing.
  5. ummm, that's not Oprah, that's a clone.
  6. Robert Wilonsky getting a new job at Heritage Auctions. Will still have a column at DMN. He was a little verklempt talking about the last couple of years, dealing with cancer, immersing himself in work. He’ll still do Intentional Grounding. He’s a good dude.
  7. Trish has a hard time completing a sentence.
  8. Chef Shan with the brisket y'all!
  9. University of Miami?...CLOSED!!
  10. Cardale Jones will not get called up to the NFL.
  11. You've had success in scoring weed, DeadArmadillo. A lot of weed. Be proud of that!
  12. You probably already know this, but don't put baby powder in the letter.
  13. It's ok, Niles plays for the other team anyway.
  14. what an attention whore
  15. wow, stripping down to your boxers and drinking beer...never would have thought of that!
  16. So we're not winning the Super-X Bowl this year?
  17. You'll never pick up a ball again Johnny.
  18. What the hell is a tolo/toelow/towloe?
  19. Sorry for getting off topic, but csb… Lived off campus in a co-ed dorm my freshman year. Hometown bud lived in the same dorm. Sometime in the middle of the Fall semester, his roommate announced that he was going to live with his frat buddy in the adjacent room, so my friend was going to likely to need a new roommate. So I called him on his room phone, disguising my voice in a thick middle eastern accent. I was laying down some ground rules like no alcohol in the room and that I smoked. He was royally freaking out. He immediately called the dorm mother, raising hell and of course she didn't know what was going on. As this was 1980, there were no cell phones or caller ID on the landlines. It was the golden age of prank phone calls; it was my second favorite prank phone call ever.
  20. Dobie was full of Iranians & maybe Saudis in 1980. Iranian hostage crisis was going on. Situation was tense if not a little malodorous.
  21. Don’t listen to the Eagle much, but hockey game and other sports stations had commercials. So I tuned in and on cue the Russ Martin crew were announcing the change. They are bitter.
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