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Matuka

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  1. "I will never lie to you. You have my word on that."
  2. Wonder if she still wants to have coffee with Mr. Juanillo
  3. Well since you swore...
  4. Captain Queeg (ret.) was the treasurer at the local Naval Academy Alumni Association and a member of Atlantic Beach CC (not board member as previously reported). His weekend did in fact suck with his resignations to the national and local chapter of the NAAA being enthusiastically accepted and the family's county club membership being terminated. https://www.jacksonville.com/news/20200606/jacksonville-area-naval-academy-alumni-board-member-resigns-after-accidentally-broadcasting-racial-slurs
  5. Always snickered at Jon Stewart's impressions
  6. Am I to infer that the above individual is selling marijuana for fun & profit?
  7. It was must watch TV for my pre-teen self and classmates when it debuted.
  8. I think it's wild how much more of a drawl there was back then.
  9. I apologize Earl.
  10. That’s Cloris...
  11. Eddie Haskell cannot hassle the Beav anymore.
  12. A thorough explanation of the origins of the QAnon cult... https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2020/06/qanon-nothing-can-stop-what-is-coming/610567/?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=the-atlantic&utm_source=twitter&utm_content=edit-promo&utm_term=2020-05-14T04%3A00%3A25 If you were an adherent, no one would be able to tell. You would look like any other American. You could be a mother, picking leftovers off your toddler’s plate. You could be the young man in headphones across the street. You could be a bookkeeper, a dentist, a grandmother icing cupcakes in her kitchen. You may well have an affiliation with an evangelical church. But you are hard to identify just from the way you look—which is good, because someday soon dark forces may try to track you down. You understand this sounds crazy, but you don’t care. You know that a small group of manipulators, operating in the shadows, pull the planet’s strings. You know that they are powerful enough to abuse children without fear of retribution. You know that the mainstream media are their handmaidens, in partnership with Hillary Clinton and the secretive denizens of the deep state. You know that only Donald Trump stands between you and a damned and ravaged world. You see plague and pestilence sweeping the planet, and understand that they are part of the plan. You know that a clash between good and evil cannot be avoided, and you yearn for the Great Awakening that is coming. And so you must be on guard at all times. You must shield your ears from the scorn of the ignorant. You must find those who are like you. And you must be prepared to fight. You know all this because you believe in Q.
  13. Well this conspiracy theory is popular with the Q Anon crowd, so I'd say pretty nutso.
  14. so what's up with the tit?
  15. Corby mentioning Baker Mayfield and Michael Jordan in the same breath...jesus
  16. Because you can never get too much Johnny... https://www.yahoo.com/sports/johnny-manziel-narrowly-avoids-disaster-as-cliffdiving-stunt-goes-wrong-154153924.html Johnny Manziel narrowly avoids disaster as cliff-diving stunt goes wrong Chris Cwik Yahoo Sports‎May‎ ‎12‎, ‎2020‎ ‎10‎:‎41‎ ‎AM‎ ‎CDT Former Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel is fortunate he wasn’t injured after a cliff-diving stunt nearly ended in disaster. Manziel, 27, posted video of the incident on his Instagram page. In the video, Manziel can be seen trying to jump off a cliff into some water. As he turns his back to the water, Manziel’s foot slips and he awkwardly falls off the cliff. Luckily, Manziel was able to push himself away from the rocks. He clumsily dropped into the water and walked away from the incident fine. Manziel poked fun at himself on Instagram, saying the fall was “flawless execution.” After washing out of the NFL following the 2015 season, Manziel has attempted to continue his playing career in various leagues. Manziel most recently played in the AAF, which folded in April 2019.
  17. until Dak accepts the franchise tag, the Cowboys can withdraw the tag and a deal can be done. https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2020/05/02/could-cowboys-rescind-dak-prescotts-franchise-tag/
  18. One was a Beatles tribute band comprised of swingers...Got To Get You Into My Wife
  19. Is that Lee Corso on the left side of couch at 1:27:10 mark?
  20. smokes dope all day, had a bong in her hand the whole trip from IL to NY (I think MJ should be legal, but jesus...) said to authorities "I am the corona virus". said that Trump was directly speaking to her from his press conferences. 18 knives were found in her car. Looking for Biden in NYC; he doesn't live there. did I say she called Trump "brilliant"?
  21. I watched some of her video after the fact. She's more than your garden variety nutjob; it was uncomfortable to watch and I had to bail after skimming through it for about 5-6 minutes. At one point she called Trump "brilliant" so you know she's fucked up. But seriously folks, she's needs to spend some time in a psyche ward.
  22. Disagree, my ex-wife isn't Korean.
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