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Katfid54

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  1. Given the general board atmosphere toward Herman's tenure and future demise, isn't this exactly what it suggests?
  2. Right. More of a Jordan Elliot scenario, and that actually worked out well for us in the long run. [Holds two fingers to ear] Actually, breaking news, but I'm just now receiving word that Jordan Elliot never contributed shit to Texas during his time on campus. Back to you, Roger.
  3. "I'm in the process of getting engaged."--EJ Holland
  4. Jai alai Hi, Valai!
  5. I guess he should change his name to Fleshlight, because for a robot, he sure is a giant pussy.
  6. I guess he should change his name to Fleshlight, because for a robot, he sure is a giant pussy.
  7. Fuck, Rickshaw is so good.
  8. Sexless marriage? Unsurprising.
  9. I, for one, can firmly and proudly say that after much deliberation and thought--after a season of prayerful and introspective deliberation--I, in fact, do enjoy getting blowjobs.
  10. You must be unfamiliar with a little historical event called the Missouri Compromise.
  11. But it might.
  12. Oh no, we hired Mike Roach?
  13. If the glove fits...
  14. This seems awfully high, no? Loic it or not, that's where he's rated.
  15. But I'm your piece of shit.
  16. Got it. Just trying to keep aPace of the lingo nowadays.
  17. You're the juggernaut and our shitposting is the wall. You just blast right through like we don't even exist.
  18. What do you mean? You said nothing of the sort. First, you called me non-white, which is weird, since we've never met and you don't know what ethnicity I am. Second, you called me culture-hating, which I assumed to be a play on your username. Basically, a renowned frenchman accusing me, an American, of being uncultured. Because, of course, if you'd intended to accuse me of hating non-white cultures, you would've needed another hyphen: "non-white-culture hating pedant."
  19. Now THIS post is that good shit. (Edited to add: Commas go inside the quotation marks, bruh.)
  20. Wait--so you use "picante" to mean "spicy," which is intended to convey that something is "interesting." But you didn't mean to use "piquant," which literally means "interesting and exciting"?
  21. If anything, I'm a dogmatist--not a pedant.
  22. Ah, yes, thanks for clarifying that the LB numbers crisis is "getting more [prepared so as to be very hot and spicy, especially with a hot and spicy sauce.]"
  23. Must mean his biggest marketing account is Pace Salsa.
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